You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (Feat. Straight No Chaser)

Cee Lo Green
앨범 : CeeLo's Magic Moment

All their windows were dark
And no one knew he was there
All the whose were all dreaming
Sweet dreams without care
You're a mean one Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana
with a greasy black peel
You're a monster Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic
in your soul Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole
All I need is a reindeer
So he took his dog Max
And he took some black thread
And he tied a big horn
on the top of his head
Then the Grinch said Giddyup
and the sleigh started down
to the homes where the
Who's lay a-snooze in their town
Oh yeah
This is stop number one
The old Grinchy Claus hissed
as he climbed to the roof
empty bags in his fist
Then he slid down the chimney
a rather tight pants
But if Santa Claus could do it
Then so could the Grinch
Then he slithered
and slunk with a smile
most unpleasant
around the whole room
He took every present
Popguns panpoolers and Cookies
and drums Checkboards
bisslebigs popcorn and plums
And he stuffed them in the bags
then the Grinch very nimbly
stuffed all the bags
one by one up the chimney
You're a vile one Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch
The three words
that best describe you
Are as follows and I quote
Stink Stank Stunk
You nauseate me Mr. Grinch
With a noxious super nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey and
You drive a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce