"I don't get a million bucks for getting out of bed,
I don't get a million fucks when I punch folks in the head,
And even if we know we never get a Billboard top-10 hit,
At least we know Russell Crowe's band's a fuckin' pile of shit.
I don't get Olympic athletes to my barbecues,
I don't get extortion threats from the Coffs Harbour saloon,
And even if our pay checks might as well as be counterfeit,
At least we know Russell Crowe's band's a fuckin' pile of shit,
At least we know Russell Crowe's band's a fuckin' pile of shit.
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