She broke up with me two days later i think she met her don juan in italy she has a new man i have a new mustache now all my friends are gonna call me mountain man and everyone will think that i'm a stupid drifter to walk the earth alone i'll never shave again on the night she left me facial hair grew miraculously i dressed in black like johnny cash and grew this beard of shame i've heard it said she looks a lot like sherilyn fenn and sometimes i'm mistaken for billy gibbons i may appear wise but i'm an idiot it's over she left me and she will soon forget me she found out i was lame i grew a beard of shame come all be faithful joyful and triumphant i am a new man i have a beard of shame