Pimp of the Nation
There's only two types of men Pimps and John's
There's one type of bitch and that's a hoe
God damn hooker this is my world
God damn time to go Where's my doe
Its startin to snow All I want is the dollas
I've been a pimp so long, i knew gahndi when he had an afro
Pimp, hold my dick like a holster
Girls want a Kid Rock poster
And be able to boast they looked at
The number one pimp with the number one rap
What's up with that Well I'm a cool cat With the rap
That's harder than a pimp slap
And because I do so much pimpin
One day I'll probably walk with a limp
And drive a big Lincoln
Wearing an unbuttoned shirt
And be a fifty five year old pervert
But for now rap's the occupation
But watch one day I'll be Pimp Of The Nation
Hoes R Us slick Daddy's in the house
We got hoes and hoes and hoes Prices are low
We pratically given the coochie away
Shake the booty Shake that booty
Its not a bake sale Its a cake sale God Damn It
Pimp of the Nation, I could be it
As a matter of a fact, I for see it
But only pimpin hoes with the big tush
While you be left pimpin Barbra Bush
What's up granny First name Annie
Dried up kunt and a saggin fanny
The highlight of your sex adventures
You wanna suck dicks take out your denchers
A show of life is all I'm givin
Old Pimp young hoes is how I'm livin
But for now rap's the occupation
But watch one day I'll be Pimp Of The Nation
I got all the hookers, God Damn It
I got Sensational Sherry, Juicy Lucy, Nasty Nancy, and Tammy Toe Jam
All of them ready, willing, and able to give the mack daddy the dollas
And all the coochie coo that's the sweet part Hahahaha
I have hoes like horses in a stable
Rich, famous, willing, and able
First off Ja Ja Kubore and Tipper Gore
Is my highest paying whore And for some hot booty waxin
Fake Ass Latoya Jackson Rosanne Barr is my newest trick
While on the beach I prune her with my dick
And the bitch who fucks with my cash
Robin Givens I'll rip your ass Yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock
Don't fuck with me I'll be Pimp of the Nation, Bitch
One nation under a pimp
Gettin Paid cuz suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin Paid cuz suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin Paid cuz suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin Paid cuz suckers is pussy whipped
Oh yeah who's pimpin out there Ah huh
The Midwest is pimpin Detroit is pimpin
Mt. Clemens is pimpin Romeo is pimpin
The black man he pimpin Katie C he's pimpin
Bo your pimpin I said Tom he's pimpin
Chuck and Murph their pimpin D he's pimpin
Boner is pimpin Ben he's pimpin
Ralph C is pimpin The yound brothers are pimpin
Elie your pimpin I said Tony your pimpin
Hey Chicago your pimpin Mr. Lee your pimpin
My pops is pimpin ? D he's pimpin
Jay C he's pimpin Diesy is pimpin
Dougie Doug is pimpin D-Nice he's pimpin
Chuck Nice is pimpin Barry White he's pimpin
New York is pimpin I said Philly is pimpin
Oakland your pimpin Too $hort your pimpin
Arseno Hall your pimpin Eddie Murphy your pimpin
Jive your pimpin RCA is pimpin
Top Dogg is pimpin
Michael Jackson, Ah you ain't pimpin shit Ah hah hah
Word em up Word em up
Kid Rock Kid, Kid Rock Kid, Kid Rock
And I'm Pimp of the Nation
Hah hah Word
You stay on third base
I'm goin home with the bacon baby
Peace