Cavern
Your time is near, the mission's clear, it's later than we think - Before you slip into the night, you'll want something to drink - Steal away before the dawn, and bring us back good news - But if you've tread in primal soup, please wipe it from your shoes - Just then a porthole pirate scourged the evening with his cry - And sanctuary bugs deprived the monkey of its thigh - A dust arose and clogged my nose before I could blink twice - Despite the stuff that bubbled up, I gave some last advice: - The flesh from Satan's dogs will make the rudiments of gruel - Deduct the carrots from your pay you worthless swampy fool - Exploding then through fields and fen and swimming in the mire - The septic maiden's gargoyle tooth demented me with fire - I drifted where the current chose afloat upon my back - And if perchance a newt slimed by, I'd stuff it in my sack - Soon I felt a bubble form, somewhere below my skin - But with handy spine of hedgehog I removed the force within - Suzie then removed her mask and caused a mighty stir - The angry mob responded taking turns at grabbing her - The foggy cavern's musty grime appeared within my palm - I snatched Rick's fork to scrape it off with deadly icy calm - [Alternate lyrics for above verse: - The brothel wife then grabbed a knife and slashed me on the tongue - I turned the blade back on the bitch and dropped her in the dung] - The crowd meanwhile had taken Sue and used her like a rag - To mop the slime from where the slug had slithered with the bag - In summing up, the moral seems a little bit obscure... - Give the director a serpent deflector - a mudrat detector, a ribbon reflector - a cushion convector, a pitcher of nectar * - a virile dissector,a hormone collector - Whatever you do, take care of your shoes