there's a real cool club on the other side of town
where the real cool kids go
to sit around
and talk bad about the other kids
yea it's a real cool club and you're
not part of it
there's millie, pickles and pattycakes too
and cubby's making mean jokesa about you
ha ha ya little twist
yea it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
they're a real cool bunch of die
fledermausketeers
and they'll laugh at the toughskins
your mom got you from sears
you dork they'll never let you in
cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
you're fat and guly and
an imbecile too
and that's why the draw funny pictures of you
and talk bad about all the kids
cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it
yea it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it
yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it (x2)