I like you cause you look like a giraffe
Stretching out its neck to get to fruit in a tall tree
You're always occupied with girly things
Your room is filled with girly posters
Of teen idols and roller coasters and funny things
Like that you've got a red and purple
Striped stuffed animal cat that takes up half the bed
I like to pretend you're made out of
A drawbridge operator's favorite radio program
Argh you're listening to 813 sound of the sea
While I'm training troops in parachutes
How to act froufrou
So when their sergeants return
From butterscotching Mr Lynn
They can do the Charleston
While I paint the face of Private Fontaine
On his enemies face and do the same to him
Until the ballrooms filled with soldiers wondering
If they like them selves
And all are forced to forgive and forget