I just wanted to wish you a merry, happy Christmas
It's funny that I wanted to wish you
happy, merry, happy Christmas
And I said, "Happy, happy, happy, merry, merry,
happy, merry, happy Christmas"
And I said, "Happy, merry, merry,
happy, happy, merry, merry,
happy, happy, merry, merry,
happy, happy, merry, merry, happy Christmas"
Did you notice that I wanted to wish you
merry, merry, happy Christmas?
Is it clear that I wanted to say,
"Happy December Twenty-fifth-mas"?
"December Twenty-fifth-mas" is a new way
I invented to say "Christmas"
But I'd prefer just saying,
"Happy, merry, merry, happy, merry, happy Christmas"
And I said, "Happy, happy, happy, merry, merry,
happy, happy, merry, merry, merry, merry,
happy, happy, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry,
happy, merry, merry, happy, merry, merry, merry,
happy, merry, merry, merry,
happy, happy, merry Christmas"
Are you awake?
Did you hear what I just said to you?
I fear that you were sleeping
and you didn't hear the thing that I just said to you
Should I repeat the thing that I just said to you?
It'll only take a minute,
and you really ought to hear the thing I said to you
Well, I say, "Happy, happy, merry, merry, merry,
happy, happy, happy, merry,
happy, happy, merry, merry,
happy, merry, happy, holly, jolly, merry,
happy, jolly, happy, merry, merry, merry,
happy, jolly, happy, happy,
happy, merry, happy Christmas"
Stop singing, you idiot, I'm Jewish