She Never Told Me She Was a Mime Weird Al Yankovic

She never told me she was a mime She never told me she was a mime, oh no Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time She never told me, she nver told me she was a....

Close But No Cigar Weird Al Yankovic

Jillian was her name, she was sweeter than aspartame. Her kisses reconfigured my DNA and after that, I never was the same. And I loved her more than Marlon Brando loved souffle.

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

Tuesday morning, 815 I was riding to work on the Jackson Park Express Seemed like any other day Then my whole world changed In a way I never could have guessed Cause she walked in Took the seat right across

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

And she says "Let me think... ...What's left in our refridgerator?" I said "Well, there's tuna, I know." She said "That went bad a week ago!" I said "Is the chili OK?"

Polkarama! Weird Al Yankovic

["Feel Good Inc." by Gorillaz] Feel good Feel good Feel good ["Don't Cha" by Pussycat Dolls] Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Party Dt The Leper Colony Weird Al Yankovic

PARTY AT THE LEPER COLONY by Al Yankovic Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night

Party at the leper colony Weird Al Yankovic

Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night, it's the place to be Everybody cut footloose

Good Old Days Weird Al Yankovic

Oh some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He'd be watering the lawn Or maybe going fishing again Oh and mom would be fixing up something

Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic

ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Medley Arranged by Al Yankovic [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a... if I cut my arm bleeding

Airline Amy Weird Al Yankovic

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go '

She Drives Like Crazy Weird Al Yankovic

[She Drives Me Crazy/Fine Young Cannibals/1988] Where'd you learn how to steer? You do eighty in second gear. When you drive, I can't relax. Got your license from Cracker Jacks.

Albuquerque [2] Weird Al Yankovic

latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over (rabid gnawing sounds) Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty

Albuquerque [1] Weird Al Yankovic

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then

I Was Only Kidding Weird Al Yankovic

When I said I'd be faithful When I promised I'd be true When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you When I told you that I loved you With those tender words I spoke I was only kidding

Why Does This Always Happen To Ne Weird Al Yankovic

By Al Yankovic I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devastating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried

Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Weird Al Yankovic

" What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed Why does this always happen...

Buckingham Blues Weird Al Yankovic

So she fixes her hair, and she talks on the Princess Phone. Chuckie's still tryin' to figure out what his job's supposed to be, And Diane's the fashion leader of the aristocracy.

Ringtone Weird Al Yankovic

Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) My life is filled with such regret A bad mistake I can't forget And now I'll never be the

Alimony Weird Al Yankovic

(cheering) Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest I said yeah

Polka Party! Weird Al Yankovic

[Sledgehammer/Peter Gabriel] You could have a big-dipper, Going up and down all around the bends, You can have bumber-cars, bumping. This amusement never ends.

Baby Likes Burping Weird Al Yankovic

You know my baby likes burping You know my baby's kinda nauseating [burps] My little vulgar one is so gross 'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes [burps] And out in public it's

Why Does This Always Happen To Me Weird Al Yankovic

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive On the Richter

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said,

A Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check

Gump Weird Al Yankovic

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park My name is Forrest, he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates He's Gump, He's Gump

Ode To A Superhero (Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel) Weird Al Yankovic

Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to that science lab That mutated spider came down Oh

Melanie Weird Al Yankovic

Me-he-he-helanie, What can the problem be? Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie, Why won't you go out with me? She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building.

Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just

My Own Eyes Weird Al Yankovic

I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was made of crickets He pawned a skeleton to buy

CNR Weird Al Yankovic

Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man The kind of man you'd never disrespect He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, and had a third nipple on the back of his neck He ate his own weight in coal, excreted

When I Was Your Age Weird Al Yankovic

Let me tell you, sonny.

Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic

Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey!

Whatever You Like Weird Al Yankovic

play Cribbage all night and baby you can have whatever you like(If you like) I said you can have whatever you like(If you like) yeah, yeah I can take you to the laundromat downtown and whatch al

Ode To A Superhero Weird Al Yankovic

ODE TO A SUPERHERO Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if

Couch Potato Weird Al Yankovic

, Discovery, and Lifetime, yo "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no) I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The History Channel and

Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) Weird Al Yankovic

Oh, it's a station break Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show (show) My cable

I Remember Larry Weird Al Yankovic

that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn What a crazy kid Larry was always foolin' around Boy, what a joker What a funny, funny guy I'll never

Confessions Part III Weird Al Yankovic

now I gotta give you part three of my confessions First I told you 'bout the skank that I was cheatin' with (with) Then I mentioned she's havin' my kid That's not all, now I recall more, you see So

Jerry Springer "Weird Al" Yankovic

Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale About the guy who learned his woman was

Lame Claim To Fame Weird Al Yankovic

One time I was in the checkout line Behind Steven Seagal Once I'm pretty sure Mr Jonah Hill Was in the very next bathroom stall My best friend's brother Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2 My neighbour's

Hooked On Polkas Weird Al Yankovic

Bowman] You're takin' to me good, Just like you know you should. You get me on my knees, Please, baby, please.

I'll Sue Ya Weird Al Yankovic

They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat I sued Earthlink cuz I called 'em up and they had the nerve to put me on hold I sued Starbucks cuz I spilled a Frappaccino in my lap and

The Hot Rocks Polka Weird Al Yankovic

Just like a young girl should. [You Can't Always Get What You Want] I saw her today at the reception. A glass of wine in her hand. I knew she would meet her connection.

One of Those Days Weird Al Yankovic

Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted 'Cause it's just one of those days It's just one of those days I lost one of my socks in the drier

That Boy Could Dance Weird Al Yankovic

We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He wasn't

TRASH DAY Weird Al Yankovic

TRASH DAY Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even

Trash Day (Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly) Weird Al Yankovic

Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even though the garbage I knew would reek (You know) Thought that I could leave it

Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Weird Al Yankovic

Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos There's only one thing that they all like a bunch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have

You Don't Love Me Anymore Weird Al Yankovic

Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I