I sued Taco Bell cuz I ate half a million chaloopas and I got fat
I sued Panasonic. They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat
I sued Earthlink cuz I called 'em up and they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks cuz I spilled a Frappaccino in my lap and brrr it was cold!
I sued Toys "R" Us cuz I swallowed a Nerf Ball and nearly choked to death!
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I sued Petco cuz I ate a bag of kitty litter and now I got bad breath!
I sued Coca Cola yo cuz I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck!
I sued Delta Airlines cuz they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it sucked!
Yeeeeeaaaaaaah!
If ya stare me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late!
I'm gonna sue sue yes I'm gonna sue. Sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do!
I'm gonna sue sue yes I'm gonna sue. Sue sue yeah I might even sue you!
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I sued Duracell they never told me not to shove that AA right up my nose!
I sued Home Depot because they sold me a hammer which they knew I might drop on my toes!
I sued Dell Computers cuz I took a bath with my laptop now it doesn't work!
I sued Fruit of the Loom cuz when I wear those tightie-whities on my head I look like a jerk!
I sued Verizon cuz I get all depresed any time my cell phone is rolling!
I sued Colorado cuz ya know I think it looks a bit too much like Wyoming!
I sued Neman Markus cuz they put up their christmas decorations way outta season!
I sued Ben Affleck.. aww do I even need a reason?
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If I sprain my ankle when I'm robbin' your place!
If I hurt my knuckes when I punch you in the face!
I'm gonna sue sue yes i'm gonna sue sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna sue sue yes i'm gonna sue sue sue that's right i'm gonna sue you!
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I'll sue ya I'll take all your money.
I'll sue ya even look at me funny. I'll sue ya I'll take all your money
I'll sue ya even if ya look at me funny! I'll sue ya! I'll take all your money!
I'll sue ya even if ya look at me funny!
I'll sue ya I'll take all your money!
I'll sue ya even if ya look at me funny!
I'll sue ya! ha ha ha ha ha!
I'll sue ya! whatcha think of that?!
I'll sue ya! ha ha ha ha ha! Booyah! I'll sue ya! Uh!