I'm an alien, I'm an alien
I'm an alien, legal alien
I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear
I like my toast done on the side
You can hear it in my accent when I talk
I'm an Englishman in New York
See me walking down Fifth Avenue
Walking cane here at my side
I take it everywhere I walk
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
Modesty, propriety can lead to notoriety
You could end up as the only one
Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society
At night a candle's brighter than the sun
If "manners maketh man" as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say
Be yourself no matter what they say
Be yourself no matter what they say
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an alien, legal alien
I'm an alien, legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an Englishman in New York