Ya know I get a funny feeling
Like an epidemic running through my head
Ya know I got that feeling it's the best
Got the Zuton Fever in my head
And when it's running through my bones
Ya know I feel just like I'm ten years old
Ya know I'm looking young and good again
Got the Zuton Fever in my head
It starts to make its way upstairs
It's like pollution in my veins and in my hair
Ya know where it comes from I don't care
Just let me know if you get some I'll be there
Oh Father, Father I have sinned
I've let myself down time and time again
Ya know the Zuton Fever's made me thin
And now I've got to clean my flaky skin
Oh Doctor, Doctor help and let me know
If you can find a cure or anecdote
You know I've always been true to you my friend
Hope that you can help me out again
You know I get a funny feeling
Like an epidemic running through my head
Ya know I got that feeling it's the best
Got the Zuton Fever in my head.