A very merry christmas
to my people
to my family to my friends in so called real life
on my website
and on facebook
and on youtube
and the endsA very merry christmas
to my mother
to my father
to their respective new partners
and i wish for
everybody
to have a good time
to have a very merry ho ho hoa very
very merry everybody in your ear
my name is adam alpha and
I'm very glad I'm here
there's so many now who isnt
for whom i have dropped a tear
pour out a little beer
raise a glass cheers
CHEERSfor those of us on the mortal plane
tis the time to be jolly again
despite what they write in the papers
like lead balloons they cannot deflate us
its going down
in my town
i pulled a cracker plus I got paper
crowncos we all kings in this piece
theres enough puddin we can all get a peice
like 1914 in the trenches
we dont want war
we want peacekapiche
all right then
we gods
we dont fight men
or their mothers or their sisters
I just wanna wish amerry christmas
to my people
to my family to my friends in so called real life
on my website
and on gmail
and on twitter
and the endsA very merry christmas
to my mother
to my father
to their respective new partners
and i wish for
everybody
to have a good time
to have a very merry ho ho hotheres
a ice skating rink
outside the history museum
and a winter wonderland
baby it is so eruropean
and its white outside
damn i might go skeiing
just dont eat the yellow snow
why
ask frank zappaits cold
so im wearing a scarf
and my nose red like snarf
damn mam
im so fucking festive
ho ho ho
thats my prime directiveim here
to spread that cheer
so baby have no fear
its time to celebrate cos we have
done so much this yeari
wanna scream and shout
me and C got married and
i finally got my album out
put my life into my songs
and loads of loads of awesome videos
and we went on honeymoon
put that in a videohark i hear the sound
of angels all around
and everybody gonna have a good
time oh eh ohso on the feast of steven
lets have a fine time
im the opposite of scrooge
like the moulon rouge
getting better with age like fine winei
just wanna wish a
merry christmas
to my people
to my family to my friends
in so called real life
and on xbox
and at the post office
and the endsA very merry christmas
to my mother
to my father
to their respective new partners
and i wish for
everybody
to have a good time
to have a very merry ho ho ho