Dressed up for a big date Like Halloween day but it was Fourth of July now
A car crash with a suitcase and a painted face She was one of a kind
She wears a plastic crown like Cinderella and roller skates in bed
He rides the Greyhound from his hometown
When he comes around 'cause they don't let him drive now
Mixed up as a milkshake But make no mistake They're shooting for the stars
You and me We're invincible together We can be oh so tragical, whatever
Dressed up just like Ziggy but he couldn't play guitar
Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars
Share a toothpick, trading lipstick Watching traffic for days at the diner
Holding hands, making big plans Playing Superman, he was wearing eyeliner
Another local legend and his longtime lucky charm
You and me We're invincible together We can be oh so tragical, whatever
Dressed up just like Ziggy but he couldn't play guitar
Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars
They're drunk on love as you can get Getting high on lust and cigarettes
Living life with no regrets At least they're gonna try to fly
You and me We're invincible together We can be oh so tragical, whatever
Dressed up just like Ziggy but he couldn't play guitar
Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars
You and me We're invincible together We can be oh so tragical, whatever
We're Sid and Nancy, Fred and Ginger, Clyde and Bonnie
Liz and Richard, Kurt and Courtney , Bacall and Bogie
Joltin' Joe and Ms. Monroe
Here's Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars
Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars