WELL, FLYING ACROSS THE DESERT IN A TWA,
I SAW A WOMAN WALKIN' IN THE SAND.
SHE'D BE WALKING THIRTY MILES EN ROUTE TO BOMBAY
TO MEET A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN,
HER DESTINATION WAS A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN.
WAY BACK IN HISTORY THREE THOUSAND YEARS,
IN FACT EVER SINCE THE WORLD BEGAN,
THERE'S BEEN A WHOLE LOTTA GOOD WOMEN SHEDDING TEARS
OVER A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN,
A LOT OF TROUBLE WAS A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN.
WELL -
WELL, THE MILO DE VENUS WAS A BEAUTIFUL LASS,
SHE HAD THE WORLD IN THE PALM OF HER HAND
SHE LOST BOTH HER ARMS IN A WRESTLING MATCH
TO WIN A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN,
SHE FOUGHT AND WON HERSELF A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN.
WELL, A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER COULDN'T MAKE UP HER MIND
BETWEEN A DOCTOR AND A LAWYER MAN.
HER MOTHER TOLD HER DAUGHTER GO OUT AND FIND YOURSELF
A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN,
JUST LIKE YOUR DADDY WAS, A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN.
WELL -
OH-HO!
WELL, A TWO, THREE THE COUNT WITH NOBODY HOME
HE HIT A HI'FLYER INTO THE STAND.
A ROUNDED THIRD HE WAS A-HEADIN' FOR HOME
IT WAS A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN THAT WON THE GAME.
IT WAS A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN.
IT WAS A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN.