DOM 2000
Hi ... I was lookin’ at you from across the room
And I think we’ve met before
And you’re lookin’ so beautiful this evening
Can I buy you a drink? [4x]
Oh no, another DOM Comin’ around my way again
Your pick up lines are from the 70’s
So take your hands of my knees you’re even older than my dad
You make more passes than a quarterback
Excuse me miss, are you a model?
You know you should be a model
Cuz I have friends in da industry And aahh, I can get you into movies
Don’t try buy my love I don’t think you have enough
Money or stamina DOM I’m tellin’ ya
Keep on walkin’, don’t look back
You’re even older than my dad
Oh, but wait ... what kind of car did you say you drive again?
Miami Vice been cancelled, yo
You shouldn’t dress that way no mo’
You’re Rolex and your horseshoe ring
Your polished nails don’t do a thing
You’re so beautiful. I love your name
You like my watch and my fly gold chain
Got a 8-track tape of Sinatra
And by the way, I’m on Viagra
Oh, but wait ... you gonna buy me what and take me where?
Well, aahh ... you know You can do so much better than this place (Oh really?)
I can hook you up! I got lots of connections (Shure)
You’re such a pretty girl (I know) You wanna go out sometime?
(Like on a date?) You don’t have to call it a date
(But aren’t you married?) Yeah, I’m married
But if you came earlier in my life You could’ve been my wife
Throw your clutch bags in the air And wave ‘em like you just don’t care
And if you knew you’re a DOM Somebody say “I am!” (I am!) A DOM!
If you agree to be my girl I’ll take you shopping around the world
Got a groovy cabin in Niagra And did I mention, I’m on Viagra?