I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen And knock her upper during supper Clutter up her butter gutter Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum I was givin' some head to some french bread Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze, Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy From the skeez disease, wooi! Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back Bananarama or ramabanana Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers "Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough...Tall man Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat