Got mayflies in May, June bugs in June
Mosquitoes all summer long and by July you're through
August is beautiful for copperheads and their friends
And ticks will embrace you all until September's end
Hey, we're having a ball in the low country
We're having a ball in the low country
Yes, we're having a ball, no problems at all
Not hitting a wall, having nice fun with you all
Having a ball in the low country
We hunt our beautiful wildlife in our blaze orange hats
They make us look real funny but it's the law, got to respect that
Stand still for the turkey, stay loose for the squirrel
Lots of specialized skills you need in our corner of the world
Hey, we're having a ball in the low country
We're having a ball in the low country
Yeah, we're having a ball, no problems at all
Not hitting a wall, having nice fun with you all
Having a ball in the low country
In the low, in the low, in the low country
October, November sets us up for Christmas time in the flats
More time to watch our furry friends, hunt 'em, kill 'em, put 'em on a mat
January means New Year's, time to get a buzz on
February, March and April, more time for choosing sun
Hey, we're having a ball in the low country
We're having a ball in the low country
Yeah, we're having a ball, no problems at all
Not hitting a wall, having nice fun with you all
Having a ball in the low country
We love our Bobby Labonte and the WWF
We love our Swaggart and Haggard and we love the W, the president
There's love all around us, our church friends are doing well
And the little mongoloid children we'll keep 'em all from hell
Hey, we're having a ball in the low country
We're having a ball in the low country
Yeah, we're having a ball
Not hitting a wall, not hummer stone
No problems at all, we're not hitting a wall
Having nice fun with you all in the low country