Last night I was questioning who I am
Last night I would`ve taken on any man
Last night I smoked thirty cigarettes
Last night my language was direct
Today at half past two
I have a pay review
Last night I ate a chicken vindaloo
Last night I wore my hair in a pony tail
Last night I put my body up for sale
Last night I spent a tenner getting home
Last night I couldn`t leave myself alone
Today I feel unwell
Going to give my colleagues hell
Last night I did things I cannot tell
Last night my head was like a spinning top
Last night I didn`t know when to stop
Last night I stuck a needle in my arm
Last night I was anything but calm
Today I have to sack a girl
For not getting on with the other girls
What a crazy mixed up stupid world
Last night I split the fly buttons on my suit
Last night I came home with an extra show
Last night I came right off the rails
Last night I wrote Preposterous Tales
Today at hlaf past two
I have a pay review
I just threw up my vindaloo