I went to college for all the wrong reasons
to get a degree help me succeed
I didn`t spend enough time getting laid
these are some of the mistakes I`ve made
I gave my money to a struggling artist
she was persuasive and she took advantage
I hung around instead of walking away
these are some of the mistakes I`ve made
I settled down in a cosy job
nothing to do so except watch the clock stop
I stayed too long on the strength of the pay
these are some of the mistakes I`ve made
I bought some shares on a friend`s advice
the share rose to twice the price
I was too greedy and I sold too late
these are some of the mistakes I`ve made
I run away from difficult situations
I make jokes at the expense of the weak
I gave all my superman comics away
these are some of the mistakes I make
I drink too much
I smoke too often
it help with the tension
I know I`m headed for an early grave
these are some of the mistakes I`ve made