it's a nine mile walk
from the office to the pumps
sometimes you think you're gonna drop
in the end you're filthy dirty
horny and pissed off
and before you can leave you gotta sweep the fuckin' shop
it's a real real bitch
to be workin' 4 the man
but shit i do it well so what the fuck
i could probly wash dishes
at some other fuckin' dump
but it's all the same to me
bustin' ass 2 make a buck
so read em up + stick em
pump that fucker good
some woman down on main st. needs a jump
get your fingers outta your ass
and pump some faggot's gas
and think about how bad new hope sucks
it's a piss poor life
when the ladies fire you up
and the you check their oil and know you're fucked
'cuz no one wants a loser
who works for 5 an hour
smells like gas, looks like shit
works the rain - rude as hell
i can fix tire like hurricane melinda
i know taht i'm the best for what it's worth
so if i choose to help you
don't look like you expect it
'cus it's a gift that god gave me at birth
so read em up + stick em
pump that fucker good
some woman down at main st. needs a jump
get your fingers outta your ass
and pump some faggot's gas
and think about how bad new hope sucks
REPEAT
thanks to Dean Ween for helpin' out here.