Tell me what you like,
I'll print it all
You need laughs,
'Cause you don't need misery
Just tell me what you need,
I'll tell it all
Screw the facts,
I can give you fantasy
My magazine
I'm talking about my magazine...
Just tell me what you want,
I print it all
You need help,
It's a sick society
Just tell me what you need,
I sell it all
Who needs friends
I'm collecting enemies
My magazine
I'm talking about my magazine...