Oh my God, is this what we've become?
Spending our whole lives without a sun
Devote your time to fighting off a tan
It's time to stock up on your travel mags
Pack your bags
All the children playing in the park
I would too if it was only dark
I have to leave, I need to take a break
I need to go where munchies can be made in the shade
Albino holiday
I need to go, I need to get away
Because inside is where I always stay
In the winter time I'll travel south
Where the sunlight only comes around for an hour
Albino holiday
I would give it all away
Just to take a holiday
They're designed to convince the world it's feeling fine
But it's just there to waste my time
Don't believe what the commercials say
You'd better off without a single ray
It's us or them no time to make a fuss
Just remember now it's time to toss the 15 plus
Albino holiday