I’m washing my hair
I got up late
(whats next)
I left my mobile phone on the bus
(whats next)
I’ve got a fucking migraine
(whats next)
what’s it gotta do with you anyway hey
(whats next)
I’m stuck in Argos
(whats next)
I’ve gotta see a man about a dog
(whats next)
my sisters coming over for dinner
(whats next)
and I’ve got the fucking flu
(whats next)
Excuses, Excuses you must think I’m stupid
Excuses, Excuses fucking abusive
Excuses, Excuses you must think I’m stupid
Excuses, Excuses
Like a punch drunk fool
I believed her
Yes I believed her
I so believed her
Like a punch drunk fool
I believed her
Yes I believed her
I so……
My cars in the bloody garage
(whats next)
I’ve got a really bad period pain
(whats next)
I’m going on trisha
(whats next)
I’m having a makeover
(whats next)
I’m painting my nails
(whats next)
I’m watching big brother
(whats next)
I can’t get a baby sitter
(whats next)
and I’ve still got the fucking flu
(whats next)
Excuses, Excuses you must think I’m stupid
Excuses, Excuses fucking abusive
Excuses, Excuses you must think I’m stupid
Excuses, Excuses
Like a punch drunk fool
I believed her
Yes I believed her
I so believed her
Like a punch drunk fool
I believed her
Yes I believed her
I so believed her
Like a merry-go-round
Like a punch drunk fool
I believed her
Yes I believed her
Yes I believed her