(This song is done in improv so it's different every time)
Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can,
Is he strong, listen bud, he got the radio acting blah
Hey-ohhh, there goes a spider man owwww,
Is he strong listen bud, he got the radio-active blood,
Can he swing from a cloud, take a look over there
Hey-there, there goes a spiderman owwwww
David Dark, coming at him,
He's got fucking ultimate fighting championship moves
Here come spidey, he's not fuckin realy spidey
His moves didn't work because he's fucking spidey
Spiderman doesn't look right,
He looks like cheap ass
Spidey were are the Nike shoes
I can see the fuckin BVD's outline,
Oh fuck, stay totally still,
Stay totally still, its fuckin Sasafrasquatch,
I've been searching for him for ten years
And now its my chance to capture him
I'm not moving, ohhh fuck,
He's using the web, hes using the web,
You see spidey, he's freezing the audience,
He's using the fucking spidey
Wawww, I couldn't hold him,
He fucking hosed almost everybody
But it didn't work on Sass
He fucking used the matrix move,
He fucking used the matrix move
Douche!!!, hah! one fuckin ball!
What the fuck is going down, somebody help us
He's got a tranquilizer gun,
David Dark's got a tranquil gun,
He shot him in the ass, with a tranquilizer gun,
But it didnt..... Why's he have his cock out?
Thats not right
Here come's sasafras,
He's fucking really pissed off
Now what the fuck is happening tonight
Its looking like a fight, Blah!,
You should have fuckin known,
Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass,
He'll rip that shit right off,
Now your fucking bummed,
What are you doing...?
No, no no don't make him suck your choad,
Ahh jesus, he's suckin on his fucking choad,
He's gonna shoot a fuckin load,
If I know Sassafras, he's gonna shoot a load,
Ahhhhhhhh thats non dairy creamer,
What the fuck, thats bad news, thats a lot a cum,
Thats way too much sas cum, sasafras,
He has'nt fuckin done enough,
He's draggin him by the foot, he's getting him in position,
I don't know what for but I think its finger lickin,
Ultimate, ahh no, ahh no,
The ultimate fighter championship,
He's flingin shit
and he's taken a dump,
Ohhhhh jesus, wait a second he's got him tricked,
The old stick for the fuckin sasafras trick,
Works every time, see if you can keep him alive,
Battle rifs, lifes a great big hangup,
Whenever theres a bangup,
You'll see Sassafras and Spiderman,
Taking a shit on David Dark.