The Saga Begins "Weird Al" Yankovic

A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't

The Saga Begins Yankovic, "Weird Al"

A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't

The Weird Al Show Theme Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

The Weird Al Show Theme "Weird Al" Yankovic

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Theme from Rocky XIII Weird Al Yankovic

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he's no bum, he works down the street. He bought the neighborhood deli. Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat.

Peter and the Wolf Weird Al Yankovic

Three French horns play the part of... uhm... three French horns... uh... (The Wolf! It's the Wolf!) Right! The Wolf. Seymore the Wolf....

Good Old Days Weird Al Yankovic

in the kitchen Fresh biscuits or hot apple pie And I'd spend all day long in the basement Torturing rats with a hack-saw And pulling the wings off of flies Those were the good old days Those were

The White Stuff Weird Al Yankovic

[You Got It (The Right Stuff)/New Kids On The Block/1988] The white stuff. The white stuff.

The Brady Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

remote controll I been nice, I been good, please don't do this to me Turn it off, turn it off, I don't want to have to see The Brady Bunch Not The Brady Bunch Well, The Brady Bunch Yeah

Another One Rides the Bus Weird Al Yankovic

[Another One Bites The Dust/Queen/1980] Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard, And the place was pretty packed. Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand, With the perverts in the back.

Party Dt The Leper Colony Weird Al Yankovic

PARTY AT THE LEPER COLONY by Al Yankovic Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night

Livin' In The Fridge Weird Al Yankovic

There's something weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his It looks like it's alive...

Party at the leper colony Weird Al Yankovic

with me At the party at the leper colony Oh, there's a party at the leper colony Hey Met a little lady so pretty and young She was quite a little talker 'till the cat got her tongue She oozed up

This Is The Life Weird Al Yankovic

This is the life! I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood. I hire somebody to chew my food. I'm an upwardly mobile dude. This is the life!

Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic

ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Medley Arranged by Al Yankovic [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a... if I cut my arm bleeding

Spam Weird Al Yankovic

(it's the best) Really makes a darn good sandwich, any way you slice it at all. If you're running low, go to the store. Carry some money to help you buy more. The tab is there to open the can.

The Brandy Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

The Brady Bunch [Safety Dance/Men Without Hats/1983] You can watch Mister Rogers, You can watch Three's Company, And you can turn on Fame, Or the Newlywed Game, Or the Addams Family.

Night Santa Went Crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap

Polka Your Eyes Out Weird Al Yankovic

Rock the cradle of loveRock the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, it's true Rock the cradle of love I rocked the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Weird Al Yankovic

So the very next day we loaded up the car With potato skins and pickled weiners, Crossword puzzles, Spider-Man comics, and mama's home made rhubarb pie Pulled out of the driveway and the neighbors

Skipper Dan Weird Al Yankovic

Bard Hit the boards and paid my dues And got phenomenal rave reviews I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone Annie Leibovitz would

The Plumbing Song Weird Al Yankovic

Nail/1989] [Blame it on the Rain/D.

Christmas at Ground Zero Weird Al Yankovic

It's Christmas at Ground Zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin' While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at Ground Zero The button has been

Jerry Springer "Weird Al" Yankovic

It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale

Hardware Store Weird Al Yankovic

HARDWARE STORE by Al Yankovic Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right out of my mind Until a friend told me

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N Weird Al Yankovic

Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars. The president, he's in a panic. The Pentagon, they're in shock.

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Weird Al Yankovic

UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars The president

Polka Party! Weird Al Yankovic

[Sussudio/Phil Collins] There's a girl that's been on my mind, All the time, Su-su-sussudio. Oh yeah. Now she don't even know my name. But I think she loves me all the same, Su-sussudio.

Buy Me a Condo Weird Al Yankovic

Never have to mow the lawn. Gonna get me the T-shirt With the alligator on. Wo-o-o, used to live in Jamaica, But I don't live dere no more.

Albuquerque [1] Weird Al Yankovic

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then

Waffle King Weird Al Yankovic

your knees get weak Aw, You're gonna lick your plate clean People come from miles around just to study my technique I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen I'm the Waffle King (yeah

Midnight Star Weird Al Yankovic

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less, At the checkout counter at the local grocery store.

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

Yes, It all happened On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express I knew she was starting to fall for me Cause she crinkled her nose,

Stop Dragging My Car Around Weird Al Yankovic

[Stop Draggin' My Heart Around/Stevie Nicks with Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers/1981] Had to park my car for just five minutes. I had to go inside to use the phone.

Traffic Jam Weird Al Yankovic

) right here (right here) Stuck right here in the middle of this...

Pancreas Weird Al Yankovic

juice Flow, flow, into the deuodenum Won'tcha Flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice Flow, flow, into the deuodenum Insulin, glucagon (Won'tcha flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice) Comin' from the islets

UHF Weird Al Yankovic

Don't you know that we control the horizontal. We control the vertical, too. We gonna make a couch potato out of you. That's what we're goin' to do, now.

Ringtone Weird Al Yankovic

Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) My life is filled with such regret A bad mistake I can't forget And now I'll never be the

Jurassic Park Weird Al Yankovic

[MacArthur Park/Jimmy Webb,Richard Harris/1968] I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors

Melanie Weird Al Yankovic

Me-he-he-helanie, What can the problem be? Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie, Why won't you go out with me? She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building.

Genius In France Weird Al Yankovic

By Al Yankovic I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France

Mission Statement Weird Al Yankovic

awareness of functionality Promoting viability Providing our supply chain with diversity versity, ooooh We will distill our identity Through client centric solutions And synergy Oooooh oooh oooh Ahhhhhh At the

Buckingham Blues Weird Al Yankovic

Couple British kids from the palace at Buckingham. Chuckie wants to grow up and be a polo star, And ride his little horsies all around the backyard.

'Frank's 2000'' TV' Weird Al Yankovic

Frank's 2000" TV Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block What

Ricky Weird Al Yankovic

Oh, Ricky, you're so fine, You play your bongos all the time. Hey, Ricky! Hey, Ricky! Oh, Lucy, you're so fine, How I love to hear you whine. Hey, Lucy! Hey, Ricky!

Don't Download This Song Weird Al Yankovic

know the guilt would drive you mad And the shame would leave a permanent scar 'Cause you start out stealing songs, and then you're robbing liquor stores And selling crack and running over school kids

First World Problems Weird Al Yankovic

My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two Then I filled up on bread

Phony Calls Weird Al Yankovic

Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're stuck inside the house all alone That's when you decide it might be fun to harrassomeone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their

Everything You Know Is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed