'Frank's 2000'' TV' Weird Al Yankovic

Frank's 2000" TV Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block What

Cable TV Weird Al Yankovic

) Cable TV (Cable TV) Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy I love my cable TV, yeah I love my cable TV I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network The news and weather from Peru I got celebrity hockey

Syndicated Inc. Weird Al Yankovic

My whole family Loves Three's Company See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what's on the tube I know just what to see Got my TV Guide with me MASH and All In

Couch Potato Weird Al Yankovic

[Intro] Look, if you had one shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it or just let it slip?

Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) Weird Al Yankovic

gets C-SPAN, TV-Land and HBO The Travel Channel, Discovery and Lifetime (yo) "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, cajoled me "Turn off those music videos!"

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Mr. Popeil Weird Al Yankovic

s. Don't miss out on this deal.) Ah, help me. Mr. Popeil! Help me. Mr. Popeil! Mr. Popeil! Mr. Popeil! (Wo-o, wo-o. Ohhhhhh.) It slices. It dices. Look at that tomato!

The Brandy Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

And you can watch (TV) You can watch Johnny Carson, You can watch Phil Donahue, And you can use TV Guide To help you decide, With a capsulized review.

UHF Weird Al Yankovic

UHF Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide. Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside. Don't you know that we control the horizontal. We control the vertical, too.

The Brady Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

Game Or The Addams Family I say, you can watch Barney Miller And you can watch your MTV And you can watch 'till your eyes fall out of your head That'll be OK with me And you can watch (TV

The Weird Al Show Theme Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

The Weird Al Show Theme "Weird Al" Yankovic

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

I Can't Watch This Weird Al Yankovic

I can't watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say, oh my lord What is this garbage here?

Ebay Weird Al Yankovic

TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf

That Boy Could Dance Weird Al Yankovic

pretty bad, and he drooled just a bit but you gotta admit boy, that boy could dance Now that boy is much older he's got his own dance studio He's got a teeny bopper fan club yeah, he's got his own TV

Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys) Weird Al Yankovic

TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm

Everything You Know Is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic

on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank

I Lost On Jeopardy Weird Al Yankovic

I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV, Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D. I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night.

Velvet Elvis Weird Al Yankovic

When I'm at home watching my TV, I know the king is always looking down on me. He looks so handsome, he stands so tall, So glad he's big enough to cover up that hole in the wall.

Talk Soup Weird Al Yankovic

Listen to me I'm just your average schitzophrenic nymphomaniac Albino go-go dancer, you see Nothin' so bad that I can't share it With a billion friends on national TV, whoa.

First World Problems Weird Al Yankovic

problems First world, first world problems I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later Tried to fast forward commercials, can't I'm watching live TV

One of Those Days Weird Al Yankovic

wallet and my hair is on fire Just one of those days It's just one of those days I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree A big swarm of locusts is following me There's not even anything good on TV

Why Does This Always Happen To Ne Weird Al Yankovic

By Al Yankovic I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devastating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried

Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Weird Al Yankovic

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devastating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive On the Richter

Polka Your Eyes Out Weird Al Yankovic

I miss you much [M-O-I miss you much] I really miss you much [M-I-S-S you much] I miss you much [M-O-I miss you much] I really miss you much Hey, I don't want anybody else When I think about

Virus Alert Weird Al Yankovic

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Virus Alert Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please We wanna give you a warning 'Cause I found out this morning About a dangerous, insidious computer virus If

Why Does This Always Happen To Me Weird Al Yankovic

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive On the Richter

Jerry Springer "Weird Al" Yankovic

Now the crowd starts their favorite chant Should I turn off my TV?

Yoda Weird Al Yankovic

[Lola/The Kinks/1970] I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S O D A, soda. I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log.

Word Crimes Weird Al Yankovic

That means you do care At least a little Don't be a moron You'd better slow down And use the right pronoun Show the world you're no clown Everybody wise up Say you got an I,T Followed by apostrophe, s

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

Seven O'Clock in the evening Watchin somethin' stupid on TV I'm zoned out on the sofa When my wife comes in the room and sees me And she says "Is this 'Behind the Music' With Lynard Skynard?"

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said, "T...

Ricky Weird Al Yankovic

Ricky [Mickey/Toni Basil/1982] Hey Lucy, I'm home! Oh, Ricky, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey, Ricky! Hey, Ricky! Oh, Lucy, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. ...

George Of The Jungle Weird Al Yankovic

George, George, George of the jungle Strong as he can be Ahhh Watch out for that tree George, George, George of the jungle Lives a life that's free Ahhh Watch out for that tree When he gets in s...

Eat It Weird Al Yankovic

How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raison Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want...

Lasagna Weird Al Yankovic

[La Bamba/trad.] La-la-la-la-lasagna. You want-a some-a lasagna, magnifico, Or a-maybe spaghetti! Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go? Mama mia bambino! Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you? 'Sa...

Dog Eat Dog Weird Al Yankovic

Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my very own Scotch tape dispenser And I got a private parking space...ha! And I got a coffe mug with my name right on it In bi...

Melanie Weird Al Yankovic

Me-he-he-helanie, What can the problem be? Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie, Why won't you go out with me? She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building. I saw her in the s...

Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Weird Al Yankovic

[Money For Nothing/Dire Straits/1985] Beverly. Beverly Hillbillies. Now, looka here, people, listen to my story, A little story 'bout a man named Jed. You know somethin', that poor mountaineer, ...

Peter and the Wolf Weird Al Yankovic

Hello, Boys and Girls. This is a story that I like to call, ``Peter and the Wolf''. Are you sitting comfortably? Are you!? Good, then let's begin.... Each character is represented by a different ...

Amoeba Weird Al Yankovic

The Amoeba is so small you need A microscope to see one It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede, I'd rather see then be one They never sing or laugh or talk Or eat fondeaux or ciche And if you take o...

Bob Weird Al Yankovic

BOB By Al Yankovic I, man, am regal - a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw

Bedrock Anthem Weird Al Yankovic

[Under the Bridge, Give It Away/Red Hot Chili Peppers/1991] Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel Like I wanna go To the city of cavemen The city of Bedrock I'd be a Flintstone...

Taco Grande Weird Al Yankovic

You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada That's right, I want the whole enchilada My only addiction has to do with flour tortilla I need a quesadilla I love to stuff my face with tacos al

Good Old Days Weird Al Yankovic

Oh some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He'd be watering the lawn Or maybe going fishing again Oh and mom would be fixing up somethi...

Polka Party! Weird Al Yankovic

[Sledgehammer/Peter Gabriel] You could have a big-dipper, Going up and down all around the bends, You can have bumber-cars, bumping. This amusement never ends. I want to be: your sledgehammer. I c...

This Is The Life Weird Al Yankovic

I eat filet mignon seven times a day. My bathtub's filled with Perrier. What can I say? This is the life! I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood. I hire somebody to chew my food. I'm an upwardl...

Fat Weird Al Yankovic

Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right ...

Alimony Weird Al Yankovic

(cheering) Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest I said yeah (ye...

Like A Surgeon Weird Al Yankovic

Like a Surgeon [Like a Virgin/Madonna/1984] I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two. I was last in the class, Barely pa...