WE SKATE Screeching Weasel

We skate - we are cool We skate - we are straight We skate - helluv raw We skate - fuck the law We are skaters tired and true Lookout we'll run over you We skate - we are cool We skate - we can

SLOMOTION Screeching Weasel

stock of the situation assess the comlications that arise from our half truths the stage in this case is just a tool to make it possible for you to justify your blighted worldview I've got an answer if we

WHAT WE HATE Screeching Weasel

The way things go I don't think so The changes that alter us are a product of our own volition and we become what we hate It's not hard to figure out that you're scared when you act so much better

A NEW TOMORROW Screeching Weasel

We don't believe in god or jesus christ anymore We don't need colleges to validate our lives anymore We don't need twelve steps to show us how weak we've become anymore We don't need to buy into a

PROFESSIONAL DISTRIBUTION Screeching Weasel

So you've heard we got the buzz We'll be so famous with you behind us Will you market us professionally? Can we be part of the music industry? PLEEZ????

HEY SUBURBIA Screeching Weasel

Try and tell us our future's at stake We're gonna slam dance on your grave Cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow You say we're a bunch of lazy bums We just wanna act stupid and have some fun

Breaking Point Screeching Weasel

rhyme her name with cunnilingus "the u.s. open's a piece of piss when you're a little swiss miss" she's at break point this song's about my breaking point at the point of this break in the song why can't we

TEENAGE FREAK SHOW Screeching Weasel

community Mom don't like the way you look you're straight out of a comic look It's a teenage freakshow Funny hair and acting bored don't seem to matter anymore Everything's already been done and we

We Are The Generation X Screeching Weasel

my generation is full of shit my generation don't give a shit about nothing my generation puts on an act but my generation will sell its ass like it's nothing 'cause my generation's nothing my gene...

THE SCIENCE OF MYTH Screeching Weasel

with See half the world sees the myth as fact while it's seen as a lie by the other half and the simple truth is that it's none of that and somehow no matter what the world keeps turning Somehow we

FATHEAD Screeching Weasel

mother's calling why don't you go away Too cool for me why don't you go away Punky the fathead why don't you go away Baby baby baby baby baby baby when you see me why don't you go away You think we

INSIDE OUT Screeching Weasel

Now everything you're telling me rips me up I swear I wish I'd make myself shut you up I've got a list here of things we talked about The ugliness you see's just me inside out And what I just

SOCIETY Screeching Weasel

I can't stand your right wing phonies I don't like you congress cronies You spend your days at shopping malls You buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls Society makes we want to puke (x2)

BPD Screeching Weasel

can soar to outer space Ken and Barbie on location Pretty newsman masturbation Not a way to spend my afternoon I'd rather eat Doritos and watch cartoons Channel 8 and the daily times Make sure we

MARCH OF THE LAWNMOWERS Screeching Weasel

your car and back to sears It ate up half your bedroom rug But now you've got brand new sparkplugs You gotta bitchin mower now You think you are the cats meow You only have yourself to thank When we

GUEST LIST Screeching Weasel

she looked as bored as me so I got her in I put her on the guest list at the show and now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do I saw she brought a camera She did the groin-o-rama and we

HARDCORE HIPPIE Screeching Weasel

unobjective cause you think you're always right You'll go from Beatnik to Yuppie in the blink of an eye Can't think for yourself cause you're always fuckin high Peace-Yeah smoke pot that's the way man We

THRIFT STORE GIRL Screeching Weasel

me I'm here for her to serve She asks for nothing in return 'Cause she's a thrift store babe She's like my live in maid She's just a girl but still She's really not afraid To call in sick so we

You'll Be in My Dreams Today Screeching Weasel

tonight forever in my mind I gave you stolen flowers and you gave me your last cigarette you'll be in my dreams today you showed me your new tattoo showed me all the rest now I can't think of nothing else we

Outside Of You Screeching Weasel

so this bad joke comes to an end i can't believe that we were friends i don't know what you think about me do you really think that you're superior to me outside of you is where i'll be outside of you's

Burnout Girl (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

walk by your house while you're laying in bed Thoughts of rescuing you race through my head I'd rip my heart out of my chest and hold it for you to inspect and while the blood dripped down our hands we

LIKE A PARASITE Screeching Weasel

Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite think of all the cool things we could do like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite I wanna lick you head to toe like a parasite

CLAIRE MONET Screeching Weasel

Claire Monet I heard someone say It's been so long since the last time I heard her name I learned a lot from her Yeah she was singular The one day she got married That's the last we saw of her

PSYCHIATRIST Screeching Weasel

"But if you give me your checkbook we can hospitalize him."

Burn It Down Screeching Weasel

you're wearing runs down your face like so many tears watch them piss away any hope for change any hope for anything new and watch them burn it down turn the hoses on and announce a new beginning tonight we

The First Day Of Winter Screeching Weasel

ready to start from the beginning but time is moving fast time to get off your ass clean it up and get out and get on with it now and keep on trying and i'll wait for you outside i'll meet you where we

Celena Screeching Weasel

Celena wants to know, why i never seem to want to go to all the things her friends are going to and why we never do what she wants to.

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame ques...

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I think of you every minute of just about every other day It's funny but the tv dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I start to follow clues can't call you ...

Surf Goddess (Ben Weasel / Joe King) Screeching Weasel

It could have happened to anyone but it happened to me I fell in love with a west coast girl an amazon in ripped jeans Looking out at Lake Michigan wishing that I was there She's hanging ten out i...

I WAS A HIGH SCHOOL PSYCHOPATH Screeching Weasel

I realy hated high school it was such a drag everytime I walked the halls allthe kids would call me a fag I dodn't care for physical ed and I didn't care for history I wanted to blow up my high sc...

SAY NO TO AUTHORITY Screeching Weasel

I like Ronald Reagan He teaches me to be a man He shows me how to pull a scam In the name of Uncle Sam I like Edwin Meese the third He tells me how to spend my time Keeps nasty thoughts far from ...

I Hate Your Guts on Sunday (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I hate your guts on Sunday no other day of the week I hate your guts on Sunday but Monday morning you look so sweetI hate your guts on Sunday and I'm not even sure why 'cause I love your guts on F...

Nobody Likes You (Ben Weasel / Danny Vapid) Screeching Weasel

Nobody likes you you are such a drag Nobody likes you you are such a brat Nobody likes you you see Nobody likes you not me Nobody likes you you're ugly dumb and mean Everyone hates you pass the Dr...

I HATE LED ZEPPELIN Screeching Weasel

Robert Plant is a slimy fuck John Bonham man, he really sucked Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits They made their money off idiots I hate Led Zeppelin (x2) 12 dollar concerts were all the r...

BRADY Screeching Weasel

Don't you see that people Will like you for who you are 'Cause like is like a sitcom, a senior prom And I'm OK and you're OK Grade A - 10-4 - roger - over and out Listen up - check it out There's ...

LOVE Screeching Weasel

I don't wanna call you and take you to the show I don't wanna go on dates with you And write you sappy notes Cause I don't need the hassles I don't need the headaches too And I don't wanna be in l...

Time Bomb (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Joined at the hip again with him tonight You're almost invincible aside from all the nods and smiles but I know that You're gonna blow up 'cause you're a time bomb All set to go off you're a time ...

GOOD MORNING Screeching Weasel

The sun is up good morning to me It's gonna be a perfect day While everybody else sleeps I've got a smile on my face Because I know I'm alive It's a feeling inside That words just can't describe ...

Planet of the Apes (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes you're what I hate This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so wrong Planet of the dinks here comes ...

ZOMBIES Screeching Weasel

You left me there at the shopping mall You left me standing All I had was some potato chips, a can of warm beer, and a face full of zits Then a barrel full of slime rolled over me I was burning S...

BATES MOTEL Screeching Weasel

Got 12 rooms 12 vacancies You can do just what you please Just don't get mother to irate And don't ever call me Master Bates A man should have a hobby, true But I got so bored I needed something t...

VERONICA HATES ME Screeching Weasel

She always has something to say to ruin an otherwise nice day She always has to start a fight She doesn't like the way I think She don't understand why i must drink to go out on Friday night But I...

TOTALLY Screeching Weasel

Totally cool that your hair is blue I totally drool when I think about you Totally neat totally sweet Totally knocked me off my feet Totally rad but it's too bad You're not aware of all my plans ...

Radio Blast Screeching Weasel

The product you're trying to sell Isn't going over to well with me And I just wanna see it explode The stations have the feel of the pulse of the nation And I'm losing my lunch It's a rip off and ...

LEATHER JACKET Screeching Weasel

I wanna tell you what's on my mind And i wanna bill you for wasted time And wasted cigarettes that quenched your fix And wasted spit I left there upon your lips I'm getting used to the fact you l...

COWS Screeching Weasel

Cows - They're comin near me Hope they don't see me They can't defeat me Oh please don't eat me ! Cows - won't give you butter If you pull their udder Cows now longer have sad eyes They won't be s...

I, ROBOT Screeching Weasel

I am a robot I might be paranoid But I'm a living breathing humanoid I am a rhombus I plod around like dough And I'm secure in everything I know Am I American Blue metal under skin No I'm not huma...

CALIFORNIA SUCKS Screeching Weasel

California Sucks California sucks it's worse than old New York Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's and swaying green palm trees Rockstars,assholes,sleazy...

RAINING NEEDLES Screeching Weasel

It's raining needles stuck in my head I wish I had stayed home in bed Raining needles - help me guys ! In my hands in my eyes My throat was stabbed I gurgle blood I fall on needles in the mud In ...