MAKING YOU CRY Screeching Weasel

I'm sick of putting you down pushing you around I'm tired of making you feel like you are an eel I tend to open my yap and make you feel like crap and I think you oughtta kick me out on my ass cause

If I Was You (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

So if you were in my shoes you're saying that you would basically have it made Well if I was in your boots I'm telling you I would be making things my way I'd take what's mine if I was you You'd never

COOL KIDS Screeching Weasel

side of town where the real cool kids go to sit around and talk bad about the other kids yea it's a real cool club and you're not part of it there's millie, pickles and pattycakes too and cubby's making

MY BRAIN HURTS Screeching Weasel

it myself or someone else will fuck it up It isn't all black and white and now it's time to stop and figure out reality No one knows what they're talking about if what they're talking about don't making

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I think of you every minute of just about every other day It's funny but the tv dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I start to follow clues can't call you from

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame quest to

Nobody Likes You (Ben Weasel / Danny Vapid) Screeching Weasel

Nobody likes you you are such a drag Nobody likes you you are such a brat Nobody likes you you see Nobody likes you not me Nobody likes you you're ugly dumb and mean Everyone hates you pass the Dramamine

FATHEAD Screeching Weasel

Why don't you beat it why don't you go away You smelly butt why don't you go away You're just a turd why don't you go away Sit on it nerd why don't you go away Dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy

MORE PROBLEMS Screeching Weasel

You were once a nice suburban girl Until mom and dad gave you their special love You wanted to tell them something personal But the exact words you couldn't think of So you cut and dyed your hair

BRADY Screeching Weasel

Don't you see that people Will like you for who you are 'Cause like is like a sitcom, a senior prom And I'm OK and you're OK Grade A - 10-4 - roger - over and out Listen up - check it out There's

Goodbye to You Screeching Weasel

Goodbye to you and the stupid things you do goodbye to you goodbye to everything that you do goodbye to you it's always goodbye to you

Outside Of You Screeching Weasel

so this bad joke comes to an end i can't believe that we were friends i don't know what you think about me do you really think that you're superior to me outside of you is where i'll be outside of you's

Identity Crisis Screeching Weasel

you got an identity crisis who are you and what do you believe and why do you care what i think well i believe that you're taking up space so make up your mind right now or get on your way so many verses

JOCK PUNK Screeching Weasel

Gonna whip you with a towel (x2) You don't know you look totally lame You're a jockpunk man it's a fuckin shame You're startin fights with people weaker than you Come over here and I'll pound

LOVE Screeching Weasel

I don't wanna call you and take you to the show I don't wanna go on dates with you And write you sappy notes Cause I don't need the hassles I don't need the headaches too And I don't wanna be in

MARCH OF THE LAWNMOWERS Screeching Weasel

You always wanted a real nice lawn Now your whole back yard is gone Too bad you tried to cut your grass Too bad that you ran out of gas You drank just one too many beers Now it's in your car and

STUPID OVER YOU Screeching Weasel

Madonna I'm in love It dosen't make too much sense But when I saw you on TV This sounds so ridiculous But I can't help the way I feel When I look at your chubby face Sandra I don't understand

Around On You Screeching Weasel

You think you've got something over some kinda thing over me well there's gonna come a day when I can leave it all behind if you'd open up your eyes you'd see that doing all the stupid things that

HANDCUFFED TO YOU Screeching Weasel

it's been so long since that magic trick went wrong and chained me to you and i wanna get out please find the key cause i really gotta pee and i'm sick of having to hold it i'm tired of trying

ONE STEP BEYOND Screeching Weasel

It seems to me you shut out anything that might confuse the warped and twistedvisions of the narrow little paths you choose we're all potential converts inyour eyes I think instead you need to take

I WANNA BE WITH YOU TONIGHT Screeching Weasel

I just know your name but still just the same I see you in my dreams at night I see you in my food when I eat I see your pretty mug I think that I'm in love If you kissed me I would blow up If you

I Wrote Holden Caulfield (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I loved you for the minute when you decided to tell me the truth I heard you and that night I cried for you I know that you're alone just like everyone else in the world Don't tell me that things don't

STUPID GIRL Screeching Weasel

stupid girl i've had enough of all of your whining stupid girl i've heard enough of all of your crying don't scream at me and get all mad he's the one who treats you oh so bad stupid girl i understand

PROFESSIONAL DISTRIBUTION Screeching Weasel

So you've heard we got the buzz We'll be so famous with you behind us Will you market us professionally? Can we be part of the music industry? PLEEZ????

THREE SIDES Screeching Weasel

Three sided to every stupid question Three sided to everything you see Three sided to every stupid question Three sided to everything I've had enough of you and you and you

Burnout Girl (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I walk by your house while you're laying in bed Thoughts of rescuing you race through my head I'd rip my heart out of my chest and hold it for you to inspect and while the blood dripped down our hands

LIKE A PARASITE Screeching Weasel

Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite think of all the cool things we could do like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite I wanna lick you head to toe like a parasite

The First Day Of Winter Screeching Weasel

the days are shorter now but you remember now i just wish that you weren't remembering that way you're gonna kill yourself everything is gray everything is not okay and i can't talk to you until i see

SUNSHINE Screeching Weasel

It might seem like we're not the only ones to tell you But who's in charge of your destiny Some dumb fucker or is it you know It's not what's in between your legs But what's inside your head that

I Wanna Be A Homosexual Screeching Weasel

be a faggot now A mincing ninny a prancing fairy merry little queen A Bruce LaBruce wet dream a nancy boy with wings I wanna be a homosexual Shock the middle class take it up your punk rock ass You

CRYING IN MY BEER Screeching Weasel

What will it take to make you happy what will it take to stop your whining what will it take to make you amscray what will it take to stop your cryingI know that you've been so bored since the Circle

POLICE INSANITY Screeching Weasel

Another cop another gun Another way to end my fun Another fucking power game Hate in Law enforcement name Black and white or gold and blue My good time is a job for you Do you enjoy the fear you

Count To Three Screeching Weasel

i've had it with you and your friends i got eyes in the back of my head get the fuck away from me or i'll put you right over my knee count to three i'll ruin all your fun count to three and then you better

Dummy Up Screeching Weasel

they want the truth but they keep on drawing blanks they torture you you're not giving up the facts they can't make you tell the truth they can't tell you what to do keep it mum when ask if you're a spy

YOU BLISTER MY PAINT Screeching Weasel

doing i don't know what you're doing i don't know why you're picking on me but i know that's not the way it should be and i don't know what you're doing and i don't know what i'm doing now and if you

THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER Screeching Weasel

seasons will change and so will you i've seen the signs a million times before you try so hard to keep your cool what's the matter with today you're always planning somethin and that something's

SLOGANS Screeching Weasel

words are stirring your anger's burning You could really use a slogan right now Eighteen and feeling pretty mean cause you're sick and fucking tired out being pushed around and around Up and fucking

LEATHER JACKET Screeching Weasel

I wanna tell you what's on my mind And i wanna bill you for wasted time And wasted cigarettes that quenched your fix And wasted spit I left there upon your lips I'm getting used to the fact you

WHAT WE HATE Screeching Weasel

The way things go I don't think so The changes that alter us are a product of our own volition and we become what we hate It's not hard to figure out that you're scared when you act so much better

GET OFF MY BACK Screeching Weasel

You're ourside looking in poking your finget at me And you know that's a really good way to lose that thing but i'm not gonna bite this time cause i know that you think you're right but the facts

You'll Be in My Dreams Today Screeching Weasel

I don't think that i'll ever forget the way you looked tonight forever in my mind I gave you stolen flowers and you gave me your last cigarette you'll be in my dreams today you showed me your new tattoo

Time Bomb (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

again with him tonight You're almost invincible aside from all the nods and smiles but I know that You're gonna blow up 'cause you're a time bomb All set to go off you're a time bomb and nothing can stop you

MY SONG Screeching Weasel

Don't wanna ruin your whole day But there's just something I gotta say You gotta understand it's hard And everyday it tears me apart Don't wanna lose you (x3) to another guy I sit inside my

YOUR NAME IS TATOOED ON MY HEART Screeching Weasel

well i know that our love is for real but i thought you should know how i feel so you're not going anywehre won't fad away cause your name is tattoed on my heart and i'll alwasy be true don't

Your Name Is Tattooed on My Heart Screeching Weasel

well i know that our love is for real but i thought you should know how i feel so you're not going anywhere won't fad away cause your name is tattoed on my heart and i'll always be true don't forget that

ZOMBIES Screeching Weasel

You left me there at the shopping mall You left me standing All I had was some potato chips, a can of warm beer, and a face full of zits Then a barrel full of slime rolled over me I was burning

HOLY HARDCORE Screeching Weasel

Holy harcore jesus christ Knocking our religious life Live by Crass, die by the sword We're punk rock servants of the lord You say that all you want is peace The Bible preaches anarchy You say

SOCIETY Screeching Weasel

I can't stand your right wing phonies I don't like you congress cronies You spend your days at shopping malls You buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls Society makes we want to puke (x2)

Breaking Point Screeching Weasel

do you ever shut up do you ever shut up why not gossip about martina hingis you can rhyme her name with cunnilingus "the u.s. open's a piece of piss when you're a little swiss miss" she's at break point

NICARAGUA Screeching Weasel

You're sitting there getting fatter You say that you hate capitalism And won't you compromise But when you're out of cigarettes THE FUNNY THING IS YOUR BUTT'S FULL OF JIZZ You pompous ass your moral