5000 Ways To Die Nerf Herder

There must be 5000 ways to die And each one ends the same way if you try Your friends all stand around while they dump you in the ground And the people who loved you will ask why, oh why, oh why, oh why

Welcome To My World Nerf Herder

sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks welcome to my world, welcome to my world whacking it to late night cinemax welcome to my world jagermeister and captain crunch nicotine and the brady bunch

High Five Anxiety Nerf Herder

, the last one picked, hey lower, hey loser that's my name, don't talk to me,don't talk to me, don't talk to me, walking down the street, can't figure out which side to pass on left or right, can't

Life On Mars Nerf Herder

Is there life on Mars girl If there is I'd like to go there Just like Elton John, the Rocketman He sure bought some fucked up clothes there I've heard it said that Outer space is not the kind of place

Cashmere Nerf Herder

All alone in your pajamas Writing letters to your grandma She doesn't understand what's wrong with kids today Things were better back in 1938 You go to school, you do the homework Extra credit - But you

Mr. Spock Nerf Herder

Spock To come to your wasteland And destroy the roh-oh-oh-oh-oh-bot Something more than human Someone with blood that's cold and green You want something better... than me Captain Kirk went to

Bridge Under Troubled Water Nerf Herder

I know girls like you Need someone to screw-up their life And make you contemplate suicide, When you need a friend to Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah Call on me... yeah You need someone bad, To irritate your

Pantera Fans In Love Nerf Herder

I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield We're gonna put an end to alternative rock We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop We went to Sears for pictures

Lamer Than Lame Nerf Herder

How do I get through to a girl like you Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick You won't check me out 'Cause I work in

Pervert Nerf Herder

When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance But all I really wanted was to smell your

Rock City News Nerf Herder

that you - can't - do nothin' get yourself second-hand guitar and set the world on fire any old axe will do anything but a squire rock city news you gotta pay your dues at the rock city news if you want to

Courtney Nerf Herder

You came from some town out in the sticks To become the modern Stevie Nicks You had the guts, a lot of ambition The riot grrrls thought you were bitchin' You bared your soul You showed us your hole Courtney

High School Nerf Herder

Don't bother going to class 'cause nobody cares if you cut. And it's not smart to experiment With Ben Gay on your nuts. If you ask her out and she says maybe What she really means is no way.

Busted Nerf Herder

I was walkin' down milpas street just a-lookin' for something to eat when I saw you with that guy named Joe out in front of pavlakos He were standin' really close you were lookin' up his nose and I couldn't

For You Nerf Herder

Lee I'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise And I'd roller blade with Corey Feldman for you I'd do anything for you Just about anything for you I'd do anything for you, for you I'd sing the whole soundtrack to

Vivian Nerf Herder

You'll play the keyboards And everything will be alright We'll show the Soc's We'll show the jocks We'll show the Heshers We can't be stopped Come on Vivian Put your glasses on Yeah, you've gone away to

Jacket Nerf Herder

When you borrowed it that night You wore my jacket for the last time The jacket used to be our history Now its only covered with your memory So much time I spent with you now All that's left are tears

Defending The Faith Nerf Herder

We come from Albany Anchorage, and Milwaukee To lead a rolling team All wanting the same creed Defending the faith Keep fighting forever. Fighting so hard. Fighting so long. Victory will be ours.

Jenna Bush Army Nerf Herder

jenna bush army she's got the brains and the looks that kill want to see her butt on a ten dollar bill ready your vote for her ballot box you've got to admit it she's a fox keep marching on soldier of

New Jersey Girl Nerf Herder

Rock my world New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl I wanna Love you New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl With your crazy fucked up hair New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl Your wicked awesome No she didn't talk to

The Sportsman Bar Nerf Herder

All Hail The Sportsman Bar Whoa-oa-oa, All Hail, The Sportsman Bar There's Mike Green, He's fallen to his knees, He's mumbling 'bout the State Street rock and roll They took away the booths, But unless

Love Sandwich Nerf Herder

Girl sometimes you're hungry, You want something to eat You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat You don't want no pastrami, And no corned beef on rye Girl there's only one kind of

Hotel California Nerf Herder

She works all day at the Burger King Gettin' greasy for the dollars Promoted to fries But there's tears in her eyes It's not the grease or the pickles that upset her California Hotel California

Feeling Bad Nerf Herder

the Parisian moon But that was just a dream Just a dream Just a crazy dream Feeling bad about myself again Feeling bad oh yeah Feeling bad about myself again today Feeling bad about myself again First to

New Wave Girl Nerf Herder

Going back in time To another world Gonna find that place I'm gonna find that girl Don't wanna a hippy chick Or disco queen 'Just want the girl From the 1983 I wanna a new wave girl, I wanna a new wave

Nervous Breakdown Nerf Herder

nervous breakdown, come take me awaynervous breakdown, cafeteria todayfell down on the floor, oh god I spilled my milksomeone pull up my pants I think I need some helpnow I can't believe that I'm f...

She's A Sleestak Nerf Herder

The whispers in the hall never bother her at allOr the laughter from the boys in the gymnasiumFrauline Mueller at the scratches on her armAnd the German homework is late again, oh noShe's a Sleesta...

5000 Nelly

Yeah, he came out, better get an Audi five thousand Flat out We gonna have to sue 'em, he killin' em Now I'ma be broke, aight It's gettin' pretty ugly up here Yeah, man, that's gettin', it's gettin' bad

Relax (Frankie Goes To Hollywood Cover) Powerman 5000

Relax don\'t do it When you want to go to it Relax don\'t do it When you wanna...

Tonight The Stars Revolt! Powerman 5000

there's nothing to it when the stars revolt they're only doing what they're told what's the mystery the lights of death and fame shine on invaders from inside can easily replace you now hang on to

Audi 5000 A.L.T.

want to trouble you but BMW is home now,and so you asked out and my heart started pounding I뭢 out the back window Peace homegirls but I뭢 Audi 5000 Chorus: x4 dropped monte carlos,

Neckbone Powerman 5000

head is gettin' spastic Paper or plastic-paper or plastic Situation no win is the sin So you rush for a change but the change has just always been the same Same fools still trippin' off some old ways

Theme To Fake A Revolution Powerman 5000

I'm not a spaceman but on the other hand I never really did fit in as well There's lots of misfits the one's that don't fit I know that you know that you know who you are This is a theme to a fake revolution

Assess The Mess Powerman 5000

Famine, bullshit, corporate greed Elections stolen like a bird steals seed Space shots, stations, circling high Trillions for each and every try Down here, we simply, daily die"

Standing 8 Powerman 5000

Out on your feet standing 8, standing, 8 You can't look to me when you sealed your own fate It's one to four and you're half way there I can tell from your face your and blank stare That there ain't

Standing 8 Powerman 5000

Standing 8 Out on your feet standing 8, standing, 8 You can't look to me when you sealed your own fate It's one to four and you're half way there I can tell from your face your and blank stare That

20 Miles to Texas 25 to Hell Powerman 5000

20 Miles to Texas 25 to Hell 20 miles to Texas, 25 to Hell Where the weather's hotter I could never tell Spend most of my days doing nothing but no good Seems like I was born to be misunderstood

Blast Off To Nowhere Powerman 5000

blast off blast off to nowhere blast off this time to go blast off blast off to nowhere blast off are you really what you think so please just kill me now or get me off this rock cause i can't

The Shape Of Things To Come Powerman 5000

Time moves like the cars on the street A million miles from here to nowhere The only thing real is the fact That you search for a way just to try not to get there Another day, another problem Another

Who Do You Think You Are? Powerman 5000

let go But there's one last thing that I need to know Who do you think you are?

Free Powerman 5000

Everybody needs to start their own fire Everybody needs a riot of their own Everybody needs to be something that they are not Everybody needs to go it alone Because!

Wild World Powerman 5000

It's a wild Wild world It's a wild Wild world And there's money to be made off someone else's shame Every day and every night there's something going wrong City rats to suburbanites hold tight 'cause

Earth Vs. Me Powerman 5000

Me Tales of an ordinary madness Who's to blame, I mean for all The sadness could it be the Enemy within or just them I blame them who is the one That's kickin' your ass Who is the one that's on

Ultra Mega Powerman 5000

ultra mega super sonic ultra mega for your head ultra mega catatonic ultra mega until your dead you want to get in my world, my world you want to get in my world, oh yeah you want to see the

Destroy What You Enjoy Powerman 5000

The way of the world is the way of the west Match up your shoes to your bullet proof vest If you're a disgrace just fall on your sword I used to be involved but now I'm just bored (That's right, alright

Walking Disaster Powerman 5000

Yeah) No door on the bathroom stall No water coming out of the wall No food and nothing to drink No peace and I can't even think I'm a walking disaster I'm a walking disaster I don't care but you

System 11:11 Powerman 5000

There's a system to the system i don't fit in the system go yeah go but don't expect me to miss you trying to find a hole in the bottom of the soul less, thinking about the world from the edge, you can't

When Worlds Collide (Live : Bonus Track for Only Korea) Powerman 5000

Are you ready to go? Cause I'm ready to go! What you gonna do baby, baby!? Are you going with me? Cause I'm going with you! That's the end of all time! What is it really that motivates you?

Nobody's Real Powerman 5000

Scary monsters and super peeps the more you dream the less you sleep life as you know it has gone away unbound, unwound, who's here to stay Could you predict, could you foresee artificial by necessity

Nobody's Real (Live) (Explicit) Powerman 5000

Scary monsters and super peeps the more you dream the less you sleep life as you know it has gone away unbound, unwound, who's here to stay Could you predict, could you foresee artificial by necessity