JEFF WEARS BIRKENSTOCKS? NoFX

wanna hear no hippy shit Don't tell me I'm closing my mind Don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig Don't wanna spend the day naked Don't like my music country fried He's got a tie dyed Rancid shirt He wears

Jeff Wears Birkenstocks NOFX

Don't wanna hear no hippy shit Don't tell me I'm closing my mind Don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig Don't wanna spend the day naked Don't like my music country fried He's got a tie dyed Rancid shirt He wears

Plenty Of Reasons Jeff Bernat

Don't wanna hear no hippy shit Don't tell me I'm closing my mind Don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig Don't wanna spend the day naked Don't like my music country fried He's got a tie dyed Rancid shirt He wears

Bob Turkee NoFX

We don't like him He's such a geek He wears funny glasses He has so many zits Bob Turkey the dick Bob Turkey the dick Bob Turkee the turkey Bob Turkey the dick He has a beer belly He doesn't

AUGUST 8TH NoFX

yeah August 8th is beautiful day Like waking up from a fucked up dream, suddenly everything's looking good There's been no permanent damage done Yeah August 8th came right when it should Poor Jeff

Theme From A NOFX Album NOFX

He wears baggy pants, he knows how to break dance, You've seen him do every impersonation. (Well blow me down, Mallack!) (Uh gagagagaguck!) (If it's the Megatroid, it's not Melvin even!) (Father!)

Catman Jeff Beck

"C" is for the crazy hairdo that he wears around "A" is for the arms, that he'll sneak around your waist "T" is for the taste of lips belong to you Cat Man, cat man! (Yeah, git it, go!)

BOB NoFX

He Spent fifteen years getting loaded Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink? The Doc said, "What were you thinkin' 'bout?" Bob said, "That's just t...

WARM NoFX

One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait Another wasted line I'm sittin' in the corner, I can feel the weight Of my head on top of my spine There's nothing to be scared of once you've Seen t...

Hit It NoFX

You tell me you don't like the taste Drugs and alcohol are such a waste You got better things to do Like hang around, Be straight and screw Enjoy your day, What to say Hell of a friend Why do the...

FIVE FEET UNDER NoFX

5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave Would you look at him I think he's lost it I don't think that he can be saved He's got a downpayment on his tombstone He's not alone his whole life ha...

HERE COMES THE NEIGHBORHOOD NoFX

I've got to get out of I've got To get out of this hood, I've Got to get out of this neighborhood I've got to get out of it, got to get out I've had enough, wont call their bluff I'm not going to ...

LINOLEUM NoFX

Possesions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy (Cause I got none) Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor That's right, I've got a floor S...

MISTER JONES NoFX

My name is mister Jones I get inside your bones I know just how to make you tweek You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties that...

TWO ON GLUE NoFX

Who huffed at the party? Me and you At the party, two on glue Gonna get up going down We're just two on glue Turn this place into a den We're just two on glue Living large and getting small We're ...

PUNK ROCK ELITE NoFX

Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit scene Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true Nonconglumurate I mean what I say I'm not your fucking scape Goat apparently I've alienated ...

YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY NoFX

Lovin you isn't the right thing to do How can I ever change things that I feel? If I could, baby I'd give you my world But how can I when you won't take it from me You can go your own way You can...

EL LAY NoFX

Get out of my way, can't you see I'm from L.A.? Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo I bet I know way more people than you I just love this town, my girlfriend weights 84 pounds Met her at t...

LIZA NoFX

She's been around a couple years Tasted 31 flavors there's only one She really hates. That would be vanilla bean The blandest one don't make her scream And that's what she likes to hear the most ...

THE CAUSE NoFX

It isn't for the money, no it isn't for the fun It's a plan, a scam, a diagram It's for the benefit of everyone You gotta have a little respect Subterranean ideals Traditional neglect Reflect on h...

Champs Elysees NOFX

Je me baladais sur l'avenue Le coeur ouvert a l'inconnu 낯선이에게 마음을 열고 거리를 산책했어요 J'avais envie de dire Bonjour a n'importe qui 누군가에에 인사를 하고 싶었는데 바로 당신이었어요 N'importe qui ce fut toi Je t'ai dis n'imp...

Franco Un-American NoFX

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small Never thought about the problems of this planet at all Global warming, radio-active sites Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No! Why...

Lower NoFX

I will never feel the ribbon break I will never taste sweet victory I don't want to leave the rest behind I don't want inscription on a plaque Never first or second place I won't ever run your ra...

STRANDED NoFX

She once told me not to listen Find the answers, intuition Follow no-one, trust your instincts Face the world, find out it stinks Don't come crying, Don't come crying Don't come cry to me I'm not...

JUST THE FLU NoFX

Looking back to the past, predictions of the end Unseen ultra violet rays are beating on my head Nuclear threat wanna bet will be our demise The day will come when we'll look to apocalyptic skies ...

TOGETHER ON THE SAND NoFX

I jack off with my left hand Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beach front She smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my thumb up in her starbolt heard she music played o...

BEER BONG NoFX

If I want some beer I dont want to brat about how I missed the show because I drink to slow so pass me the beer bong it wont take very long for me to put down this torpedo to the ground because dr...

NO PROBLEMS NoFX

Sitting by yourself again No friends are near You got a needle in one hand And in the other one a beer You cant cope with life You can even get up Who's gonna help you? You've got to pick yourself...

DROP THE WORLD NoFX

He won the race the judges concluded He was the betterman he'd come from victory A hesitation a one time show or place His self would not allow he had to be the best He had denied his urges cause...

Bottles To The Ground NoFX

You know it (know it, know) When it's over (over, over) Doors are closing (closing, closing) Feel the sober (sober, sober) Staring at you (at you, at you) You know you'd better take one last good ...

DIG NoFX

Rationalize values it's so easy to succeed Keeping your eyes on the prize excess Camped outside Laissez Faire People understand me there Don't talk to me we'll get along just fine Blowin' out your...

Iron Man NoFX

I am Iron Man! Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all Or if he moves will he fall? Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We'll just pass him there Why ...

ALL HIS SUITS ARE TORN NoFX

Billy Cobin lost it all We knew he would eventually Some wonders why he took the fall Others just ask who the hell is he And why should we care for him? A baggy man with baggy clothes A face made...

NOWHERE NoFX

You can't believe the things you see and read The Soviet threat Our pseudo enemy What's scaring me? Our foreign policy To make the world safe for business Call it democracy Our human nature, it's...

EAT THE MEEK NoFX

Y mussed oui stay wear wee don't bee longe Y mussed oui stay wear wee don't bee longe Because there's never gonna be enough space So eat the meek, enjoy the waste It's always gonna be a delicacy ...

LIZA AND LOUISE NoFX

Liza's had enough of men She says, she won't get burnt again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees 'Til...

THE BAG NoFX

Endless evenings of non-exist Are getting shorter, monotonous Like an intruder, I belong outside Although I find myself right back The same place I was before Saying things I'd say once more There...

S&M AIRLINES NoFX

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention She told me about a fligh...

BLEEDING HEART DISEASE NoFX

How money polluted my mind Dough what our lives are lived for Rae just a crazy aussie Me the generation forges on Fodder for corporations Sewwing our lips together LA such a nice place to get sho...

REMNANTS NoFX

Wasting your life on the sidewalk When you can be out on the street, dodging cars As they go by, the wind goes right through you Life on the edge of a razor Never knowing when you're to fall Sure...

LIFE OF RILEY NoFX

I sit in my easy chair I've got so much time to spare Cause I know in my future days I'll have my lionshare There's nothing I like better Than getting something for nothing Then some will tell yo...

REEKO NoFX

Reeko, try to understand, it really is that bad It won't just go away, the party's over It's past two o'clock, so it's about time We stopped, 'cause I see the keg has been sucked dry The cisco was...

ID NoFX

One night, I fell asleep A man dressed in black in front of me I said "whatcha going to do to me?" He said "I'm gonna set you free." From all the pressures of society From all your responsibilitie...

ALL OUTTA ANGST NoFX

I'm not insane, I'm not bummed out I got no one to blame, nothing to change I got no evil to fight One thing's for sure, I'm all Outta angst Society don't bother me And there's something wrong wi...

PLEASE PLAY THIS SONG ON THE RADIO NoFX

We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long It's got back-up voc's in just the right places It's got a few oohs and ahhs It takes a little pause Just before I sing the anthem Please play...

THE DECLINE NoFX

Where are all these stupid people from and how did they get to be so dumb Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on human nature, ...

REGAN SUCKS NoFX

Heard it first from Reagan youth Dead Kennedys and D.I. too Wanna burn the effigie From DRI to MDC Guess what nostalgia sucks But I miss songs about How Reagan sucks We all shared the same Enemy -...

PIECE NoFX

You fight for peace, but whereas the war What the fuck are doing this for You say disarment that's the key Well that's not they way it looks to me You wear your leather jacket But you won't eat me...

LOVE STORY NoFX

Partly owned tuder house Wooden white picket fence Mother waits for father In a backless dress Hardly used diaphram Put back into his case A one way trip down memory lane As she awaits I don't wa...

Bang Gang NoFX

We don't care, cause we're in a gang Parties that we go end up in a bang Look at us funny and we'll shoot you dead While we're there we'll fill 'em with lead Of all the gangs, we are the worst We...