A Day at the office Guttermouth

Out in the backyard yesterday Trimming the hedge while the neighbors kids were in the pool The power cord got a little close to water edge And sent 10,000 volts down little Billy's spine He was only

BRUCE LEE VS. THE KISS ARMY Guttermouth

The smoke is clearing you can see Peter and Paul Stanley Kareem and Bruce they've made a truce While Ace and Gene took PCP A flying kick right through the air His foot got stuck in Peter's

Gusto Guttermouth

Chorus: Well I'm going for the gusto It's a well-known fact No I'll never look back No not because I'm supposed to Gonna have another beer No not because I'm supposed to Yeah I'm going for the gusto Most

Whats the Big Deal? Guttermouth

its a 3 day weekend im loading up my truck got tons of beer might shoot a deer blow the shit out of a duck steve's got a crossbow jamie a shotgun anything that fuckin moves ready

HYPOCRITE Guttermouth

See you at church and I see you at school Say that you live by the golden rule But, look again, it's all a lie You're a hypocrite, and I don't know why You're a hypocrite and I don't know

Teri Yakimoto Guttermouth

Teri Yakimoto she barely speak my language she's a genius with a mohawk if only we could talk One day I asked her if she knew Bruce Lee I think she thought he was in the Offspring Teri Yakimoto

What Then Guttermouth

wine Like an Irish man and a pot of gold Or a four leaf clover for a twelve year-old What then What then I scout for pigs, insert my yen The good times, they can never end I met a girl, don't ya' know

Primate Camp Guttermouth

and banana peeling feet Primate Camp - Well Darwin had his theory Primate Camp - From the oceans to the trees Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans Primate Camp - Spreading virus and disease I've

Food for thought Guttermouth

I just want to eat some pills Little ones big ones get my fill Don't matter what kind cause I'll be buying them Up or down I rely on them Little red ones Quay ludes And the beauties I gotta

Lemon Water Guttermouth

parking it next to me at the bar And once again I find myself bobbing my head to a mediocre song (chorus) Sipping spring water with a twist of lemon and I'm ready to puke when a small child sits next

NO MORE Guttermouth

I'm crazy I'm out of my mind I said I'm crazy and you're out of time Oh yes, so crazy, so sick of your kind I said I'm crazy baby, and you're out of line Every time you look at me I realize

Camp Fire Girl #62 Guttermouth

She's got the healing powers of medicinal marijuana And she feeds herself the same ole crap she feeds to her iguana And she won't go to the bar God forbid that she drive a car And of course she will protest

Generous portions Guttermouth

A pick me up for when I'm feeling down A cold one with a line to face the day... O.K. My dealers house is always on the way... I say...

Upside Down Space Cockroach Guttermouth

I've seen a lone finger waving in the air A simple celebration of self-despair The transmission means nothing This man is unaware All alone in the stadium surviving on welfare Denialism Working for the

Contagious Guttermouth

[Chorus:] One look at you is so contagious One kiss and mononucleosis Like a pit bull bite or staring at the sun One look is all it took to notice One kiss and you have left me joyless Like a fugitive

Chaps My Hide Guttermouth

A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash Oh, I forgot to wipe It's warm outside, a pony ride A drive across the country side A side of flan, a marathon The pork's a little rare Blueberry tarts, then

Lock Down Guttermouth

No matter how I try and try The dirt land on my head The push and shove of daily life The stupid thing I've said Have left me wishing I was dead and gone A silent party in my name a way to right

Lucky the Donkey Guttermouth

my mother fucked a donkey down in mexico she had trienta margaritas trienta years ago her purse had just been stolen she had to make some cash for 50,000 pesos the donkey fucked

Up your bum Guttermouth

Worked all day go out get a pint tonight The mods show up on Camden gonna be a fight Oppression from society on my back Maggie you'll see Got no worries cause I got no quid In a neighborhood full

Octopus Hairpiece Guttermouth

stop people please while surfing in the ocean i somehow lost my hairpiece i watched my age increase as some pesky octopus took my tuft of manhood from me (chorus) duck diving for my hairpiece im searching

Marks Ark Guttermouth

Rights take a chimp to vote in '96 My god cows are smart as a stick If you really want to make a difference Buy a herd and then go set them free Instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing

Asshole Guttermouth

I don't like the things you like And you don't like the things I like She don't like the things they like So who the fuck is really right See a skinhead at a show Let him know he's got to go Fuck

NRAA Guttermouth

(chorus) oh i wanna fight yea fight fight fight fight fight for my constitutional right to party and bear arms yea some wars are not worth the fight but that was 30 years before the beasties told me now

Twins Guttermouth

When I think of you I ponder all the things ah that we could do Like take-away some Chinese That's what we could do When I think of us And we'll make home brew And tell 100 strangers bout the two of us

Pee In The Shower Guttermouth

i'm not who you think i am. and i think you could use a head exam. and i know, i'm not allways right. but how can we make babies, if you won't spend the night.

Gar-bage, a perfect exampleof uninteresting poetry Guttermouth

Real life was never like this The door opened as I fell trough Minds of man like piss Learning is a thing of the past The door has opened and closed I'm locked inside this out side world Why

End on 9 Guttermouth

Sometimes I let things get me down People tell me that I've got no future Not this time, I'm gonna prove them wrong I'm gonna screw them all and beat the system distinguish myself From the rest

Big Pink Dress Guttermouth

howdy folks its me again got a message to convey im so confused whats to lose I think I might turn gay on the day my bitch left she said "stick in your rear" she never thought she'd

P.C. Guttermouth

Like the other day, I was out walking my Siberian-American huskies. And you know how canines are: they like to sniff everything, including each other's butts.

Flacidism Guttermouth

Got no life, got no ambition I've got autism Where I'll be in ten years Nobody knows and nobody cares I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" I'm waging war from an easy chair Got no life, got no ambition

1, 2, 3 ... SLAM!!! Guttermouth

Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad One was white One was black I bet you think you're glad I'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan I don't know what the hell I'm on So 1,

My Chemical Imbalance Guttermouth

There's gonna be a beating A beating, beating, beating The kids are on acid And they're marching down the streets It's my chemical imbalance Yeah, my head is stuffed with drugs Zoloft keeps me even Being

Trinket trading, tick tooting,toothless, tired Guttermouth

Title:Trinket Trading, Tick Tooting, Toothless, Tired, Tramps... or the 7t's Dancing round in circle staring at the sky Spending hours on a corner trying to hitch a ride Your girlfriend is filthy

Wasted Lives Guttermouth

wasted lives (x4) wasted lives the blood runs red suns gonna rise and we'll all be dead wasted lives ty's inbred when he has kids they will have mongoloid heads wasted lives chino bred karin/kevin and

Gods Kingdom Guttermouth

I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks So I bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus This can't be happening to me I think It just a dream Halfway there I saw the glare this place

Thought provoking sonic device Guttermouth

Got a thing or two I want to say Gonna knock you down if your in my way Don't want no peace or love and kindness All I really ever need is... Silence!

My Girlfriend Guttermouth

(chorus) My girl friend she makes me really sick she makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit yea my girl friend she makes me really makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit with a

JUST A FUCK Guttermouth

Most girls I know are so lame Red hot bods They're all the same Nothing in between the ears Just lots of space Six cans of beer to fuck See you later Thanks again Maybe we can

Under the sea Guttermouth

If I lived under the sea sea sea I think it would be neat as it could be be be I could visit all the fish anytime I wish If I lived under the sea I could harpoon a whale put its blubber up for

Surfs Up Asshole Guttermouth

i don't give a shit where you are from the valley some desert or kingdom come you read it in some surf magazine so you all wind up in hb first things first where do i start a sweet v-dub bus might be smart

I'm Destroying The World Guttermouth

He never plays no football With the kids across the street Hey Mom, hey Dad, yeah sports are great If you like touching other men But when we touch each other off the field Well this becomes a sin So I

Shave The Planet Guttermouth

Because we're Americans We don't give a shit about each other We don't give a shit about the earth And all I want to do is rip you off And fuck you in the ass while you're not lookin' Because we're Americans

MR. BBQ Guttermouth

Hey now, welcome to my house I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll invite ya' Gotta side of pork Gotta' side of creamy salad Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid Oh my god

My Town Guttermouth

My town Is a place you'll never come in last My town Is a place that's upside down My town Is a place you'll always have a full glass Once upon a time in a fabricated land There lived a town that was custom

Guadalahabra (The La Habra Spirit) Guttermouth

the town that i grew up in la habras what its called i knew a guy named sluggo webol head rolo guy crook and ron the west side was the one side full of pride suba and cocaine he will be beatin on a brat

Chug-A-Lug Night Guttermouth

> There was smoke on the water A little fire in the sky If i hear that song one more time I'll stick a fork right in my eye Another round and a pickled egg A truck pulled up with a 100 kegs Just another

She's Got The Look Guttermouth

She's checking out my good friend Steve She likes a beer, I like a shot Her parents think I'm selling pot She likes the boys in the band She rollerblades down the strand When I pinch her butt in public

Second DUI Guttermouth

sound a little tongue tied better swallow your pride 'cause you cant find a ride when you drink like a fish maybe you should not drive ill toot my horn as you pick up trash on the round a bout for the

Scholarship In Punk Guttermouth

You know I never liked high school Though it was my intent To land a scholarship in punk And avoid imprisonment Yeah my rules Thats the way it had to be Not scholastically involved Fill the girls with

Looking Out For #1 Guttermouth

There must be someone out there Who's smiling down on me It's not really fair We all must choose a path I don't even care In rough to our demise Bestow no pity on me But I will never think twice Some