Ringo Buys a Rifle Dead Milkmen

We aren't ourselves Brains on the shelf We'll all wake up When Ringo buys a rifle We live we breathe We spread disease That all must end When Ringo buys a rifle People told him what to say

Right Wing Pigeons Dead Milkmen

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

Here Comes Mr. X Dead Milkmen

X moves in next door Just take a walk on the ignorant side And you'll get to see what goes on in his mind Just take a walk on the ignorant side And you'll get to see through his eyes There he

Right Wing Pigeons (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

Right Wing Pigeons The Dead Milkmen

"The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

Stuart Dead Milkmen

But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're good fine people, Stuart.

Ringo Lorne Green

He lay face down in the desert sand Clutching his six-gun in his hand Shot from behind, I thought he was dead But under his heart was an ounce of lead But a spark still burned so I used my knife And late

Stuart (Live) The Dead Milkmen

But they're content to sit back, maybe Watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people, Stuart.

If I Had a Gun Dead Milkmen

Would I be amused Would you be impressed That I had the power To put a hole into your chest?

Spit Sink Dead Milkmen

Oh come on baby take a drink Never mind that it's a spit sink A spit sink A spit sink It's nothing but a spit sink Jam Took a drink Thought I was gonna die Somebody told me The water was formaldehyde

Little Man in My Head Dead Milkmen

There's a little man in my head And he's drunk all of the time He sits there on a bench Holding a monkey wrench Sometimes he beats it up against my mind There's a little man in my head I don't

V.F.W. Dead Milkmen

Mom and Dad don't like me They say I'm mean and rude They've tried to make me a good little boy By sticking downers in my food Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Fucked up

Moron Dead Milkmen

Got a skateboard "Gnarly rad" With money from your mom and dad Take a batch cause you smell bad Why are you a moron?

Born to Love Volcanoes Dead Milkmen

Born to love volcanoes Seen em on PBS Born to love volcanoes My apartment is a mess Somewhere under that pile of clothes Lies a whole $10 bill Telephones are ringing In a land called PBS Fat

Bad Party Dead Milkmen

We're going to a bad party It's the worst party that's ever been We're going to a bad party And I hope those jerks will let us in Shut your mouth, get in the car Cause Ricky Casso wants to drive

Tacoland Dead Milkmen

There's a place In San Anton Where I can go Tacoland It's a panacea Tacoland Their always glad to see ya You'll understand When you go On Down to Tacoland When I feel My world is lost

Tiny Town Dead Milkmen

Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a mongoloid Because I married my sister and our gene pool's

Nitro Burning Funny Cars Dead Milkmen

Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump Test our love let's press our luck Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump This world is full of people who Spend their

Rastabilly Dead Milkmen

My baby's got two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead And all the chicken you can eat My baby's got two elbows My baby sure has a nose My baby she's got ten toes And my baby's

The Pit Dead Milkmen

Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit I'm covered with slime and ick and

Beach Party Vietnam Dead Milkmen

It's a beach party Vietnam Surfin with the Viet Cong Cookin hot dogs With napalm A beach party Vietnam Franky and Annette were layin in the sand When Franky got a letter from his Uncle Sam Said

City of Mud Dead Milkmen

Built ourselves a city And we made it out of mud Dried it off this morning Out there in the desert sun And we never do no working Just sit and watch TV Well, I finally found a city Full of people

I Hear Your Name Dead Milkmen

sea That's where your hand was taking me Going to places that I've never been I hear your name Someone's calling your name I better go now Someone's calling your name I thought I saw you in a

Silly Dreams Dead Milkmen

I had a dream you came back to my house You changed your mind I had a dream you came back to my house To spend some time You said you'd only stay a week And brought two cats for me to keep And

BIT 4 Dead Milkmen

Now I understand some of you don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tell you a little bit about her. She's a lesbian Eskimo midget albino.

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

Earl don't like it when you get his maggot farm confused with a worm farm. A worm farm is for worms, and a maggot farm is for maggots, and Earl's got the biggest maggots in the state.

Gorilla Girl Dead Milkmen

Gave to the gorilla girl Gobs and gobs of love No one else would touch that girl Unless they wore a glove Gifted was this girl of mine Great knowledge could she grasp But once she ate a golf pro

Punk Rock Girl Dead Milkmen

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there And she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl please look at me Punk rock girl what do you see?

The Big Sleazy Dead Milkmen

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that Morning Zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like Grateful Dead So just don't talk to me I

Big Time Operator Dead Milkmen

Gather round me everybody Let me tell you who I am 'Cause I'm a big time operator And they call me High Hat Sam I'm a big time operator Operating through the land Got a thousand pretty ladies

Methodist Coloring Book Dead Milkmen

You've got a Methodist Coloring Book and you color really well But don't color outside the lines or God will send you to Hell 'Cause God hates war and God hates crime But He really hates people who

Six Days Dead Milkmen

I've been to Phoenix So Goddamn got 110 in the shade Didn't like it a lot I've been to L.A.

Jellyfish Heaven Dead Milkmen

Gotta go somewhere When you will die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And punk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is a lot

BIT 3 Dead Milkmen

She dates a full-blown professor. Goes by the name of Professor Griff. He's a great guy. A good ol' boy. That wild old Professor Griff. I think he's a history professor.

Earwig Dead Milkmen

Well I'm not sayin that you're gonna die I just might be hinting that you'll feel a little ill And I guess we all learned a lesson And I guess we'll all get a little thrill You hands fell off and

My Many Smells Dead Milkmen

Sometimes I smell like a barrel of rotting fruit Stinking up the jungle under the hot tropical sun Other times I smell like thick black swamp-water Backed up into your toilet on a warm summer day

If You Love Somebody Set Them on Fire Dead Milkmen

You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I were to say to you I didn't set your house on fire But it's just the way I am You'll have to take it for a fact Life can really

Bleach Boys Dead Milkmen

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach You know we practice what we preach We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys Trashed on beers Or a stoned bunch of hippies With no careers I wanna drink

I Tripped Over the Ottoman Dead Milkmen

They call me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Richie But now my life's a living HELL 'Cause I tripped over the ottoman one too many times I tripped over the ottoman

Lucky Dead Milkmen

Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel Prom date pukes on her brand new dress Wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits a tree and then explodes

Nutrition Dead Milkmen

fucking backyard I ain't got no money Hell, I don't care My parents let me use their credit cards I've got nowhere to go Just hang out on the street People say I've got no ambition At least I give a

All Around the World Dead Milkmen

who want to kill me all around the world There are people who want to kill me all around the world I know about the UFO's I know about the UFO's I know some things I know I shouldn't know I know a

Dollar Signs in Her Eyes Dead Milkmen

high She dropped her laundry off at school And hung her children on the clothesline to dry She's throwing trash in her swimming pool She's pouring chlorine on her lawn You might think she needs a

Serrated Edge Dead Milkmen

Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch That's where I'm gonna build my church Ain't gonna be no priest ain't gonna be no boss Just Charles Nelson Riley nailed to a cross I don't piss I don't

Junkie Dead Milkmen

My best friend is a junkie He shoots up all day Sometimes he even shits himself What else can I say?

Fifty Things Dead Milkmen

Paul told us all he was gonna have a baby But Jeannie said "Paul can't do that" So Paul got mad and left in a hurry Now Jeannie's sure he forgot his hat I've got fifty things to do But I'll get

Beige Sunshine Dead Milkmen

Open your eyes to a wicked surprise You'll lose your mind if you just step inside They say even Bambi was corruptible The flu's coming, yes are you susceptible?

I Walk the Thinnest Line Dead Milkmen

line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the good and bad sides of my mind And when I'm bad I sit in a

Shaft in Greenland Dead Milkmen

The world's full of danger You do what you can You'll feel like a stranger Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and meet all the people Don't be afraid to touch them lightly Travel around and

The Thing That Only Eats Hippies Dead Milkmen

Wendel brought it to life In the guest-room bathtub It was a special project for his 4-H club But it broke looseout in the middle of the nigth And now it's eating flower children left and right!