I Against Osbourne Dead Milkmen

I know the CIA is watching me I'm a target of the FBI and PMRC I do not sleep I spend my nights worrying of satellites They put an eye into the sky and did not tell the people why I do not sleep

Little Man in My Head Dead Milkmen

There's a little man in my head And he's drunk all of the time He sits there on a bench Holding a monkey wrench Sometimes he beats it up against my mind There's a little man in my head I don't

I Hate You, I Love You Dead Milkmen

What am I gonna do When I get next to you Wanna hold you close to me But you bring me misery I hate you but I love you I hate you but I love you Let's go to see a show Where to, well I don't

Mr.crowley Osbourne

Crowley, did you talk with the dead Your life style to me seemed so tragic With the thrill of it all You fooled all the people with magic You waited on Satan's call Mr.

Mr.crowley Osbourne

Crowley, did you talk with the dead Your life style to me seemed so tragic With the thrill of it all You fooled all the people with magic You waited on Satan's call Mr.

If I Had a Gun Dead Milkmen

Would I be amused Would you be impressed That I had the power To put a hole into your chest?

I Walk the Thinnest Line Dead Milkmen

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line

All Around the World Dead Milkmen

There are people who want to kill me all around the world There are people who want to kill me all around the world I know about the UFO's I know about the UFO's I know some things I know I shouldn't

Swampland of Desire Dead Milkmen

I will trim your fir trees And I will light your fire And I will wrestle alligators In your swampland of desire And I will come upon you Like lightning from above And I will plant my feet into

Nutrition Dead Milkmen

Now my life is easy My life ain't hard I'm gonna spend all day In my fucking backyard I ain't got no money Hell, I don't care My parents let me use their credit cards I've got nowhere to go

Take Me to the Specialist Dead Milkmen

I like to scream I like to yell They say I'm sick And I need help The specialist won't hurt me He's not like the nuns He's got a lot of pretty pills I think I'll take some yellow ones Take me

Beach Song Dead Milkmen

Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas They're so zany I don't wanna be on the beach No!

The Badger Song Dead Milkmen

Out in the woods Up to no good I want to make friends with the badger The woodchuck likes me We smoke PCP I want to make friends with the badger I mean it!

Brat in the Frat Dead Milkmen

I do not like you college brat I do not like you and your frat I do not like you at the shore I do not like you drunk on Coors I do not like you average life Hope you do not take a wife I hope you

Swordfish Dead Milkmen

Some people believe in astrology Others believe in technology Some people believe in all those -ologies But I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish I believe in Happy Days I believe in

I Tripped Over the Ottoman Dead Milkmen

They call me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Richie But now my life's a living HELL 'Cause I tripped over the ottoman one too many times I tripped over the ottoman

The Big Sleazy Dead Milkmen

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that Morning Zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like Grateful Dead So just don't talk to me I

Life is Shit Dead Milkmen

I do believe this is true, Would you like to come and sniff some glue?

I Hear Your Name Dead Milkmen

Across the sea, across the sea That's where your hand was taking me Going to places that I've never been I hear your name Someone's calling your name I better go now Someone's calling your name

Big Lizard Dead Milkmen

Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well that's pretty neat Yeah it's

Fifty Things Dead Milkmen

in the basement No I'm not sure as to who it is But Tamara went down and saw it this morning Said it kind of looks like her Uncle Jim I've got fifty things to do But I'll get back to you No I

If You Love Somebody Set Them on Fire Dead Milkmen

You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I were to say to you I didn't set your house on fire But it's just the way I am You'll have to take it for a fact Life can really

Silly Dreams Dead Milkmen

I had a dream you came back to my house You changed your mind I had a dream you came back to my house To spend some time You said you'd only stay a week And brought two cats for me to keep And

Serrated Edge Dead Milkmen

Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch That's where I'm gonna build my church Ain't gonna be no priest ain't gonna be no boss Just Charles Nelson Riley nailed to a cross I don't piss I don't

Where the Tarantula Lives Dead Milkmen

And they're cloning Rudolph Hess Samantha Fox has gone fridgid The President's painted green Jesus Christ has been frozen on ice But still makes the scene Everybody wants to know what gives But I

Tacoland Dead Milkmen

There's a place In San Anton Where I can go Tacoland It's a panacea Tacoland Their always glad to see ya You'll understand When you go On Down to Tacoland When I feel My world is lost

Rocketship Dead Milkmen

Rock - et ship Rock - et ship I'm going on a trip Far away I am leaving today I am leaving today Rock - et ship Rock - et ship My bags are packed I'm ready to go I'm ready to go Ten,

BIT 4 Dead Milkmen

Now I understand some of you don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tell you a little bit about her. She's a lesbian Eskimo midget albino.

Earwig Dead Milkmen

Your ears fell off in the parking lot Your blood's still dripping, God I hope it clots You say you're okay but we know you're not Your eyes went crossed, do you see spots?

Take Me Apart Dead Milkmen

After two years and two hundred thousand tears To have it end this way The people on the hill I know they're up there still Cause we were giants in those days And I was always the one Who said

Watching Scotty Die Dead Milkmen

And his blood just will not clot The doctors line in rows To stick tubes up Scotty's nose There is a field Where Scotty used to play Until Ortho Orange Number 42 Was dumped in it one day I

Filet of Sole Dead Milkmen

Filet of sole baby Is my favorite dish Filet of sole baby When the dish is fish Cause oh, I lose control When you serve filet of sole Now your cooking baby Got an appetite Said your cooking

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Dead Milkmen

in flames Let's have sex without birth control Sell our offspring to some dirty old man Let's play Big Black at 3 AM And tell the neighbors they can all get fucked Commin' over the first hill I

Bad Party Dead Milkmen

I mean the Captain and Tenille were musical innovators. I mean really...

I am the Walrus Dead Milkmen

I know who your parents are! You wouldn't do this if Nixon was in the white house! Come on! I'm the walrus, dammit! A young Watoosi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think 'what can this mean?'

Stuart Dead Milkmen

I like you. You're not like the other people here in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans.

Laundromat Song Dead Milkmen

Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are the words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows fat

Do the Brown Nose Dead Milkmen

I say now what you gonna do? (gonna brown nose gonna brown nose) If you get stopped by the man... I say now what you gonna do?

Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes, and How! Dead Milkmen

We've got to get together And we've got to save the snails Let's board the purple space ships Before they set sail I want a Yes reunion And you know I want one now No more Anderson, Walkman, Butthole

My Many Smells Dead Milkmen

Sometimes I smell like a barrel of rotting fruit Stinking up the jungle under the hot tropical sun Other times I smell like thick black swamp-water Backed up into your toilet on a warm summer day

The Secret of Life Dead Milkmen

I saw a cigar shaped flying ship It landed outside on my lawn You poked your head out of a door And said, "Hurry up get on."

The Pit Dead Milkmen

I don't know. Well, great... Let's GOOO!!!

Happy Is Dead Milkmen

Happy is the bride The sun shines down upon Happy is the corpse The rain falls down upon You say I'm happy You know that can't be true Cause I won't be happy Till I annihilate you Like some

BIT 3 Dead Milkmen

I think he's a history professor. The other day he told me the wildest story about the history of jewelry. Anyway, come nightfall we all love to sit on the porch.

Moron Dead Milkmen

I'm staring at a wall Doing nothing at all Gotta get out of here I could use some beer Wish I could get some beer I could use some beer tonight In and out of trendy clubs With a pair of dayglo

Going to Graceland Dead Milkmen

I'm so happy I just can't wait!

Bleach Boys Dead Milkmen

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach You know we practice what we preach We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys Trashed on beers Or a stoned bunch of hippies With no careers I wanna drink

V.F.W. Dead Milkmen

Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Neighbors try to run me down Because I'm such a mess Maybe it's cause of the way I

Junkie Dead Milkmen

My best friend is a junkie He shoots up all day Sometimes he even shits himself What else can I say?

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

Which has five letters in it, I know. He's a sick boy. Earl suggested that, well, maybe I talk to him.