All U Can Eat Ben Folds

Son look at all the people in this restaurant What d`you think they weigh?

All You Can Eat Ben Folds

Son, look at all the people in this restaurant What do you think they weigh?

Lost In The Supermarket Ben Folds

I'm all lost in the supermarket I can no longer shop happily I came in here for the special offer A guaranteed personality I wasn't born so much as I fell out Nobody seemed to notice me We had a

Adelaide Folds Ben Folds

Smith`s forty Someone spiked my rice The rest, history Now I am a fixture down Rundle Mall Watching as the locals pass Silver balls I can see their eyes are round They`re pointed down They scan

Evaporated (Demo 1992) Ben Folds

For being too pent up and proud Woke up way too late Feeling hungover and old And the sun was shining bright And I walked barefoot down the road Started thinking `bout my old ma It seems that all

Evaporated (Demo - 1992) Ben Folds

the away For being too pent up and proud Woke up way too late Feeling hungover and old And the sun was shining bright And I walked barefoot down the road Started thinking `bout my old man It seems that all

Ascent Of Stan Ben Folds

that you're no fun since the war was won in fact, you have become all of the things you've always run from the ascent of Stan textbook hippy man get rest while you can so where'd the years

Underground (Demo 1992) Ben Folds

cool in school I`m sure you don`t remember me And now it`s been ten years I`m still wondering who to be But i love to mix in circles Cliques and social coteries That`s me Hand me my nosering can

The Ascent Of Stan Ben Folds

That you뭨e no fun Since the war was won In fact, you have become all of the things you뭭e always run away from The ascent of Stan Textbook hippie man Get rest while you can So where뭗 the years

Philosophy (Inc Misirlou) Ben Folds

you see they always used to be there even when this all was grass and I sang and danced about a high-rise and you were laughing at my helmet hat, laughing at my torch go ahead you can laugh all

The Ascent Of Stan (Live at Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY - June 2002) Ben Folds

Pangs of silence From the room upstairs How`s the view there Do you read what they`re saying about you That you`re no fun Since the war was won In fact you have become all of the things you`ve always run

Smoke (Wth West Australian Symphony Orchestra) Ben Folds

Leaf by leaf and page by page throw this book away All the sadness all the rage throw this book away Rip out the binding and tear the glue all of the grief we never even knew we had it all along

Rockin' The Suburbs (Remix '06) Ben Folds

Let me tell y`all what it`s like Being male middle-class and white It`s a b*tch if you don`t believe Listen up to my new CD Sha-mon I got sh*t runnin` throught my brain It`s so intense that I can

Kalamazoo Ben Folds

Ran out of time, running my mouth Ran up a tab and all the way back to Kalamazoo All the way back home I was surely stoned, now I'm sober in my yard Can you believe I was there Can you believe I've been

Jane Ben Folds

trying initating something you think you saw so Jane be Jane and if sometimes that might drive them away let'em stay there you don't need'em anyway You're worried there mightt not be anything at all

Underground (Demo - 1994) Ben Folds

I was never cool in schoolI'm sure you don't remember meAnd now it's been ten yearsI'm still wonderin' who to beAnd I love to mix in circlesCliques and social coteries(That's me)Hand me my nose-ring(Can

From Above Ben Folds

once at a party She came in as he was leaving And years ago at the movies she sat behind him A 6:30 showing of While You Were Sleeping He never once looked around It's so easy from above You can

You Don't Know Me Ben Folds

You don't know me You don't know me at all (At all...)

You Don't Know Me (Seeds Version) (Feat. Regina Spektor) Ben Folds

care What goes on in the other one's head Things I felt but I never said You said things that I never said so I'll say something that I should have said long ago You don't know me you don't know me at all

Hiro's Song (Demo - 2000) Ben Folds

yeah Last night she dressed me up in hip hop pants The fat cheek style that rides below your ass She wants to show me to her mom and dad I told her I would not be down with that ''cause lately I can

Rockin' The Suburbs Ben Folds

what it's like Being male, middle-class and white It's a b*tch, if you don't believe Listen up to my new CD (Sha-mon) I got sh*t runnin' throught my brain It's so intense that I can't explain All

Smoke Ben Folds

Leaf by Leaf page by page Throw this book away All the sadness all the rage Throw this book away Rip out the binding tear the glue All of the grief we never ever knew We had it all along Now its

Smoke (Demo - 1994) Ben Folds

Leaf by Leaf page by page Throw this book away All the sadness all the rage Throw this book away Rip out the binding tear the glue All of the grief we never ever knew We had it all along Now its smoke

Trusted Ben Folds

disappointed in you I thought you could read my mind But I came home early And saw that a drawer'd been opened Looks like you've been reading my diary instead How does it feel to realize You're all

Smoke (Live at Kings Park, Perth, Australia - March 2005) Ben Folds

Leaf by Leaf page by page Throw this book away All the sadness all the rage Throw this book away Rip out the binding tear the glue all of the grief we never even knew We had it all along Now its smoke

Lonely (4 Track Demo) Ben Folds

look this is how I am four walls and a bed talking to the night so late and fair look this is really me you can`t take my loneliness away from me?

Lonely (Demo - 1996) Ben Folds

and talk give me space to ache `cause pacing in this empty room is how I wanna be lonely look this is how I am four walls and a bed talking to the night so late and fair look this is really me you can

Protection (Demo 1994) Ben Folds

Tourists wear their wallets in high places when abroad So as not to be ripped off in ways to which they`re not apprised Lawyers write some goofy terms in letters to the future So as not to get all

Protection (Demo - 1994) Ben Folds

Tourists wear their wallets in high places when abroad So as not to be ripped off in ways to which they`re not apprised Lawyers write some goofy terms in letters to the future So as not to get all screwed

You Don't Know Me (Feat. Regina Spektor) Ben Folds

Things Ive felt but Ive never said You said things that I never said So Ill say something that I should have said long ago: (You dont know me) You dont know me at all (You dont know me) You

Philosophy Ben Folds

Philosophy by Ben Folds Five Won't you look up at the skyline At the mortar, block, and glass And check out the reflections in my eyes See they always used to be there Even when this was all was

Fred Jones Part 2 Ben Folds

Fred sits alone at his desk in the dark There's an awkward young shadow that waits in the hall He's cleared all his things and he's put them in boxes Things that remind him: 'Life has been good'

Fred Jones, Pt. 2 Ben Folds

Fred sits alone at his desk in the dark There's an awkward young shadow That waits in the hall He's cleared all his things And he's put them in boxes Things that remind him Life has been good Twenty five

Fred Jones Part 2 (With West Australian Symphony Orchestra) Ben Folds

Fred sits alone at his desk in the dark There's an awkward young shadow that waits in the hall He's cleared all his things and he's put them in boxes Things that remind him Life has been good Twenty

Fred Jones Part 2 (Live at Kings Park, Perth, Australia - March 2005) Ben Folds

Fred sits alone at his desk in the dark There's an awkward young shadow that waits in the hall He's cleared all his things and he's put them in boxes Things that remind him Life has been good Twenty five

Boxing Ben Folds

When I take a good swing at all my dreams, they pivo and slip, I drop my fists and they're back laughing.

Dr. Yang (Live Leuven, Belgium, 11/23/2008) Ben Folds

Wires that Plug me in Uh-Oh Hey love Master Z Sexy Online Pyschic Overseas When My Bank Card Clears Tell Me things I want to Hear Yea Yea Well I might Be Dyin` Or Maybe I got to much time I can

Selfless, Cold And Composed Ben Folds

I said what you wanted to hear And what I wanted to say So I will take it back Are all the dishes intact Let them be broken broken It's easy to be Easy and Free When it doesn't mean anything You

Selfless, Cold and Composed (Live at Bowery Ballroom, New York, NY - December 2001) Ben Folds

I said what you wanted to hear And what I wanted to say So I will take it back Are all the dishes intact Let them be broken broken It's easy to be Easy and Free When it doesn't mean anything You remain

Learn To Live With What You Are Ben Folds

I know that you're in there I can see you You're saying you're okay I don't believe you And now that gig is up, the spell is broken The fat lady's sung, the president has spoken These days that you

Emaline Ben Folds

Emaline - Ben Folds I wish it was last September when we could lose ourselves in crowds everyday `cause Emaline don`t walk in time she`s not the same that`s all you can say when I`ve heard enough

Your Redneck Past (Live at Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium - November 1999) Ben Folds

never send you home the funny limbs that grow underground that keep you from falling down don`t you think that you`ll need them now just find a place where no one knows of your redneck past yeah you can

The Secret Life Of Morgan Davis Ben Folds

His wife is tired, she wants to sleep But all that Morgan Davis wants is Cream of Wheat He waits and when she turns out the lights He tip-toes through the darkness As he slips to the night.

Rent A Cop Folds Ben Folds

No kid, they don't give me a gun I don't get paid enough to run So you can call me what you want I'll be hanging at the check out Checking out your girlfriend Figure out how she's going to fit all of that

Rent A Cop Ben Folds

ass on fire How long must this day go on I got to stand here two more hours 'Til I punch the clock How long must this day go on No kid, they don't give me a gun I don't get paid enough to run So you can

Best Imitation Of Myself Ben Folds

I feel like a quote out of context with holding the rest so I can be for you what you want to see I got the gestures and sounds got the timing down it's uncanny, yeah, you'd think it was me do you

Best Imitation Of Myself (Demo - 1992) Ben Folds

I feel like a quote out of context Withholding the rest So I can be free what you want to see I got the gesture and sound Got the timing down It's uncanny, yeah, you think it was me Do you think I should

The Secret Life Of Morgan Davis (Alternate Mix - 2001) Ben Folds

about a man named, uhMorgan Davis, MorganMorgan left the house to get some Cream of WheatAnd came back with a little bit moreAll right, this features Joe DeLorenzaHis wife is tired, she wants to sleepBut all

Bastard Ben Folds

It's okay if you don't know everything Close your eyes close your ears young man You've seen and heard all an old man can Spread the facts on the floor like a fan throw away the ones that make you

Careless Whisper (With Rufus Wainwright) Ben Folds

I feel so unsure As I take your hand And lead you to the dancefloor As the music dies Something in your eyes Calls to mind the silver screen And all its sad goodbyes Im never gonna dance again