the ultimately cheezy as can be song
went to a garage sale, what did I see?
my dream come true, in front of me
three dollar special, it's my bike now
he's my best friend, though i don't know why
we climbed trees together
we picked up chicks
we're best friends forever
now i gotta blow my nose
we had some good times, but i can't remember
and a lot of bad times, like when we squished my dog
i can remember when his seat smelled like a block of cheese
i tried to eat it, but then i threw up in my shoe ..
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