Wish I would have noticed sooner
All that crazy in your eyes
Do you practice in the mirror
On that tempting crooked smile
Like the serpent in the garden
You came crawling back to me
Twice I ate that poisoned apple
Made me sick of being Eve
Well I'll admit that I was wrong
You said I miss you
Oh yes I do
Honey I miss you being gone
I saw that floozy
you've been wooing
On your exbest buddy's arm
And I knew
you'd soon be slinking back
turning on the charm
Yeah well cupid ain't a boozer
And in a tavern throwing darts
Do you think I walk around
With a bulls eye on my heart
Well I'll admit that I was wrong
You said I miss you
Oh yes I do
Sugar I miss you being gone
I miss you like
Drama queens and cat fights
and braces on prom night
I miss you like
Boy bands and cheap cologne
our song and chaperones
and all the other things
that I've outgrown
Well you know you've got the mojo
But it ain't working me no more
and I swear I won't be
checking you out
when you walk out my door
I'll admit that I was wrong
You said I miss you
And boy you got issues
Honey I miss you being gone
Being gone
Being gone
Thank God you're gone