Fat Man
(Kelfam/ Kelfam)
(Lead Vocal: Paddy/ Kathy/ Angelo)
There was a fat man
That wasn't worried
'Bout his condition
He wasn't married
Till one day he met a woman
That he liked from head to toe
So then he stopped all
All of the drinking
All of the smoking
But then he bothered
Around in town
Visiting the bar beer
Well she loved him
But she dropped him
Lo(oo oh oo oh oh oo oh)nely Christmas brother
Lo oo oh oo oh oh oo oh
Now that I'm sober
She don't want me back
Now that it's over
She don't give a crap
Well then the fat man
He bought a batman
For his little nephew
But he didn't like it
He shouted: Drop in the crop
On a little pot town
A little shot
And a little fot town
So then the fat man
He got excited
He started shouting
Through his walkie talkie
Around in town
Well then he got fired
'Cause he was smelling up the taxi
Lo(oo oh oo oh oh oo oh)nely....
Now that I'm sober...
I don't belong to some drunky
I did no wrong please come lady
You got me wrong I'm not your honey
What have I done someone help me
Lo(oo oh oo oh oh oo oh)nely...
Now that I'm...
She don't want me back
Now that it's over
I'm loosin' my track...