Well she wants to be a singer in the band
Maybe I'll give the girl a hand & a mircophone
Looks like she's all alone
She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend
She keeps staring me out with her black & blue eyes
And I can take her dancing just to give the girl a chance
And I was never that good at being nice when I should
I guess she'll forgive me right before she trys to kill me
Coz I sold her on yesterday's
Come take me home oh my eyes
I can take the waltz just so she could kick my head in
Oh I do believe I was drunk and both of my heads had shrunk
I guess her name was Tina coz before I'd even seen her
I was lost and oh what's your name just get me home
Oh take me o my....eye eye's...
ole black and blue eyes...
And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go
And if she does she's getting there slow
And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be
And that's the very thing when your dealing with me
Young soul shagger,
Begging me to bag her, and filthy heart & swollen hips
And she said o my dearest im not pretty and isn't it a pity
That you wont kiss these rotten lips
So take me o my..eye...eyes eyes
Ole black & blue eyes.......
And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go
And if she does she's getting there slow
And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be
And thats the very thing when your dealing with me
Do do do do do do do do do....