Ohh Ladies and gentlemen
The moment you've all been waiting for...
In this corner weighing 175 pounds,
With a record of; 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders,
the undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world:
Slim Shady!
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
Oh-oh oh-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posse’s kicking up dust.
It’s on till the break of dawn
and we’re starting this party from dusk
Ok ... let's go
Back when Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk
Fix your must, you'll just be another one bit the dust
Just one up my mothers son who got thrown under the bus
Kiss my butt.
Lick from under cheese from under my nuts
It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks
It's a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed.
Bitches lust.
Man they love me when I lay in the cut.
Fist the cut.
The lady give her eighty some paper cut.
Now picture us.
It's ridiculous you curse at the thought
Cuz when I spit the verse the shit
Gets worse and worse cuz your soft
If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time
Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes
It's elementary.
The elephants have entered the room.
I venture to say with the center of attention its true
Not to mention back with a vengeance so heres the signal
Of the bat symbol.
The platinum trio's back on you hoes.
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.
Oh-oh oh-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of them
and there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posses kicking up dust.
It's on 'till the break of dawn
and we're starting this party from dusk.
...Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre
They see that low rider go by there, like Oh my!
You ain't got to tell me why you're sick cuz I know why.
I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre.
I'm an itch that they cant scratch, they're sick of me.
But hey, what else can I say? I love LA!!!
Cuz over and above all, its just another day
And this one begins where the last one ends.
Pick up where we left off and get smashed again.
I'll be dammed, just fucked around and crashed my Benz.
Driving around with a smashed front end
Lets cash that one in.
Grab another one from out the stable
The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Derado
The hell if I know.
Do I want leather seats or vinyl?
Decisions, decision
Garage looks like precision collision.
Or Maico beats quake like Waco
Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.
Oh-oh oh-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of them
and there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posses kicking up dust.
It's on 'till the break of dawn
and we're starting this party from dusk.
....and I take great pleasure in introducing: 50 Cent
It's bottle after bottle.
The money ain't a thang when you party with me.
It's what we into it's simple.
We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe.
I'm the napalm the bomb the don I'm king kong.
Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on.
I'm so calm through vietnam ring the alarm.
Bring the shaun dawn burn marajaun do what you want.
Nigga on and on 'till the break of what?
Get the paper man I'm caking you know I dont give a fuck.
I spend it like it dont mean nothing.
Blow it like its suposed to be blown.
Motherfucker I'm grown.
I stunt, I style, I flash the shit.
I gets what the fuck I want so what I trick.
Fat ass Burgandy bags classy shit Jimmy Chu shoes.
I say move a bitch move.
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.
Oh-oh oh-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of them
and there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posses kicking up dust.
It's on 'till the break of dawn
and we're starting this party from dusk.