If I were a fish
And you caught me
You’d say look at that fish
Shimmerin in the sun
Such a rare one
Can’t believe that you caught one
If I were a fish
And you caught me
you’d say look at that fish
Heaviest in the sea
You’d win first prize if you caught me
Why is everybody
on the internet so mean?
Why is everybody so afraid
of what they’ve never seen?
If I was scrolling through and I saw me
Flopping around and singing my song
I’d say damn they’re cute and sing along
If I were a rock
You would pick me up
And say that’s a nice rock
Skippiest on the lake
Plop plop plop I’m the perfect shape
And if I were a sock you would
Put me on and say that's a nice sock
Happiest as a pair
I found you now I’m not scared
Why is everybody
on the internet so mean?
Why is everybody so afraid
of what they’ve never seen?
If I was scrolling through and I saw me
Flopping around and singing my song
I’d say damn they’re cute and sing along
How lucky are we
Of all the fish in the sea
You get to be you
And I get to be me
Just let them be mean
We’re as free as can be
To be the you-est of you
And the me-est of me
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If I were a fish
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