Hello world, my name is John
they say I'm the coolest man in town
with my music loud and a brand new car
I'm driving around with my windows down.
I'm a poser, yes I am, nobody can deny that I'm a, Metalman.
Today everything was fine for me
I'm just headbanging along to my favourite song
the road was long and I did not see
all of a sudden I hit a tree.
I was a poser, yes I was, nobody can deny that I was, an octopus.
Have some self-respect my friend now