Have you had enough
Are you tough
Are you broken
Hit me where it hurts
Don't just curtsy and sulk
I know I deserve every elegant word
that you're hurling at me
When I listen to your voice
Squawking noise
I am thinking how to count on back
With some knots and some stink I'll seal it
Two raindrops of love forming under your eyelids
As I push you too far
I know I'm a son of a gun
Pissing you off just for fun
You're overdramatic I'm aerodynamic
It's oh so romantic
That's why I'm a son of a gun
When we started out there was doubt
There was caution
But I wore you down with my slapstick and passion
Tricks of the trade I'm a lovable knave
I'm a handful it's truth
All the itty bitty quirks used to work in my favor
Now they tend to rot and affect your behavior
I'm still the same freak and I may cause pain
But I love you and that will never change
I know I'm a son of a gun
Pissing you off just for fun
You're overdramatic I'm aerodynamic
It's oh so romantic
That's why I'm a son of a gun
Yeah turn it up
You're overdramatic I'm aerodynamic
It's oh so romantic
Your heart's filled with panic
If you're the Titanic I'll swim the Atlantic
Incantations I can kick
To movies you don't think I hate
Those romance flicks
That's why I'm a son of a gun