Today I don't feel like
doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up
my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear
I'm not doing anything
Uh I'm gonna kick my feet up
then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gon’ tell me
I can't nah
I'll be lounging on the couch
just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can
teach me how to dougie
Cause in my castle
I'm the freakin man
Oh Oh yes I said it
I said it
I said it cause I can
Today I don't feel like
doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up
my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear
I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Tomorrow I wake up
do some P90X
With a really nice boy
have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out
this is great
I might mess around and
get my college degree
I bet my old man
will be so proud of me
I'm sorry pops you
just have to wait
Oh Oh yes I said it
I said it
I said it cause I can
Today I don't feel like
doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up
my phone
So leave a message
at the tone
Cause today I swear
I'm not doing anything
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cause I ain't going anywhere
No no no no no no no no nooo
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeahhh
Ohh Today I don't feel
like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up
my phone
So leave a message
at the tone
Cause today I swear
I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all