I, Ludicrous
앨범 : 20 Years In Show Business

And On the 7th day He rested
He looked at the world he had created
and was dissatisfied with his labours
He decided to embark on a great crusade
to the Land of Satan to reclaim the land
plundered by his ancestors
I`ve conquered all the known world
My name is feared across the globe
Generations revere my name
A soldier a god an eternal flame
Cos I`ve never been hip
And I`ve never been rich
And I`ve never been missed
And I`ve never been hit by Mark E Smith
I`ve taken every drug I can
From Actifed to Philisan
I drove a motorbike across Iran
And spent some time with in a caravan
I use violence to impress my friends
I`m building an empire that never ends
Cos I`ve never been loved
And I`ve never been hugged
And I`ve often been rugged
And I`ve never been drugged by MES
It came to pass that after toiling long and hard
in the country of his enemies the Prophet
was arrested on charge of assault and battery
He languished 40 days in the jail of his captors
before he escaped a chastened man
determined to recapture his kingdom
There`s not many things I`ve not done
I`ve prayed to the moon and followed the sun
I sailed the seven seas in search of an eighth
That was great yeah really great
I forced the lock on the pearly gates
Cos I`ve never been it And I`ve never been licked
And I`ve never been gripped
And I`ve never been hit by MES
And I`ve never been hip
And I`ve never been stitched
And I`ve never been missed
And I never laid bricks with MES
On returning to his home land after the lengthy
sojourn none of his kinsmen remembered
his name Finally he slew all plagiarists seated
at his court and resumed his previous title as
Bard of the Northern Kingdoms
Cos I`ve never been it and
I`ve never been ripped
And I`m always getting pissed
but I`ve never been sick with MES