Guess who`s back
Shady`s back
tell a friend
Now everyone report
to the dance floor
To the dance floor
to the dance floor
Now everyone report
to the dance floor
Alright stop
Come here little
kiddies on my lap
Guess who`s back
with a brand new rap
And I don`t mean rap as
in a new case
Of child mulestation
accusation
Ah ah ah ah ah
no worries
Papa`s got a brand new
bag of toys
What else could
I possibly do
to make noise
I`ve done touched on
everything
but little boys
That`s not a stab
at Michael
That`s just a metaphor
I`m just psycho
I go a little bit crazy
sometimes
I get a little bit
out of control
with my rhymes
Good god dip
do a little slide
Bend down
touch your toes
and just glide
To the center of
the dance floor
Like TP
for my bung hole
And it`s cool
if you let one go
Nobody`s gonna know
who`d hear it
Give a little poot poot
it`s ok
Oops my CD just skipped
And everyone
just heard you
let one rip
Now I`m gonna
make you dance
It`s your chance
Yeah boy
shake that ass
Whoops I mean girl
girl girl girl
Girl you know
you`re my world
Alright now lose it
ah ah ah ah ah
Just lose it
ah ah ah ah ah
Go crazy
ah ah ah ah ah
Oh baby oh baby
It`s Friday
and it`s my day
Used to party
all the way to Sunday
Maybe `til Monday
I don`t know what day
Everyday`s
just a holiday
Cruisin` on the freeway
feelin` kind of breezy
Let the top down
and my hair blow
I don`t know
where I`m goin`
All I know is
when I get there
someone`s gonna
touch my body
Excuse me miss
I don`t mean to sound
like a jerk
But I`m feelin`
just a little stressed
out from work
Would you punch me
in the stomach and
pull my hair
Spit on me maybe gouge
my eyes out yeah
What`s ya name girl
what`s ya sign
Man you must be up
out yo mind
Dre ah ah
beer goggles blind
I`m just tryin`
to unwind now I`m
Now I`m gonna
make you dance
It`s your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Whoops I mean girl
girl girl girl
Girl you know
you`re my world
Alright now lose it
ah ah ah ah ah
Just lose it
ah ah ah ah ah
Go crazy
ah ah ah ah ah
Oh baby oh baby
It`s Tuesday
and I`m locked up
I`m in jail and
I don`t know
what happened
They say I was
runnin` butt naked
Down the
street screamin`
ah ah ah ah
Well I`m sorry
I don`t remember
All I know is this much
I`m not guilty
They said Save it
boy we got you on tape
Yellin` at an old
lady to touch my body
Now this is the part
where the rap
breaks down
Gets real intense
no one makes a sound
Everything looks like
it`s 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and
everybody lose
themselves now snap
back to reality look
it`s B Rabbit
Oh you signed me
up to battle
I`m a grown man
Tubba tubba tubba tubba
tubba tubba tubba
I don`t have any lines
to go right here
so tubba Tellytubby
fellas what fellas
grab your left nut
make your right one
jealous what
Black girls white girls
skinny girls fat girls
Tall girls small girls
I`m callin` all girls
Everyone report
to the dance floor
It`s your chance for
a little romance or
butt squeezin`
It`s the season just go
ah ah ah ah
It`s so appeasin`
Now I`m gonna
make you dance
It`s your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Whoops I mean girl
girl girl girl
Girl you know
you`re my world
Alright now lose It
ah ah ah ah ah
Just lose it
ah ah ah ah ah
Go crazy
ah ah ah ah ah
Oh baby oh baby baby
Touch my body
Touch my body
Ooh boy just
touch my body
I mean girl just
touch my body