Chorus
Why was I the last to know
That you werent coming to my show you coulda
Called me up to say good luck
You coulda called me back you stupid f
Why was I the last to know
First date, we ate sushi and
It went well, I was funny and
You said I was a cutie
Thats the last thing I heard from you
I left the tickets at the door for you
I had to tell my mom that there was
No more room
You didnt show, that was so uncool
You coulda called me back
So i guess this means that were
Not friends anymore, I heard
Its me youre asking for, I thought
Id see you at the show
You said youd go
After the date, I wouldnt go
Home with you
I wouldnt put my heels in the
Air for you
You tried to get me to do things
I just wont do
Last I heard from you
Here is how I guess the story goes
You woulda came if I was a ho
F for parts thats just not how
I roll, move it on down the road
So I guess, we, shouldnt be
Friends anymore, sick of hearin
That its me youre askin for
Cause I thought Id see you at the
Show, you said youd go!
You thought you know me
I guess you didnt
You thought you had me
I think you didnt
You thought you knew me
But you didnt