Hey modern days, here we come
But our feet are swollen and we got no place to stay
But we hope it would still be okay
cos we brought champagne
and we thought that there must be sleeping bags
(in this very modern day)
But were all very proud to be here today
The first of a thousand million modern days
Cos its a scam, its a royal kind of wham-bam figure
Its abrieved in the sense of being up-john and senseless
Its a see-saw sickness, its a snake-bite, low-chant jive
on the centurys crime
Well, its a scam, its a royal kind of wham-bam figure
Its abrieved in the sense of being up-john and senseless
Its a see-saw sickness, its a snake-bite, low-chant jive
on the centurys crime
Hey modern days, were taken a-back
Were a flame and a-gog, aloof and inhaled
with a don-don briefcase, oh, wait for our call
And I therefore shall declare
that the stores shall be locked no more
(no more), no more, (no more)
Why shall men suffer, why shall there be freaks?
Why am I still rehearsing a song when I oughta sleep?
Cos its a scam, its a royal kind of wham-bam figure
Its abrieved in the sense of being up-john and senseless
Its a see-saw sickness, its a snake-bite, low-chant jive
on the centurys crime
Well, its a scam, its a royal kind of wham-bam figure
Its abrieved in the sense of being up-john and senseless
Its a see-saw sickness, its a snake-bite, low-chant jive
on the centurys crime
Oh, chin-batty dour face, why did you go there?
Sitting on a cold stone, waiting for the train home
Hoping it would carry me home
hoping it would carry me home
Well, its a scam, its a royal kind of wham-bam figure
Its abrieved in the sense of being up-john and senseless
Its a see-saw sickness, its a snake-bite, low-chant jive
on the centurys crime
Its a scam, its a royal kind of wham-bam figure
Its abrieved in the sense of being up-john and senseless
Its a see-saw sickness, its a snake-bite, low-chant jive
on the centurys crime
...
Chin-batty dour face, why did you go there?
Sitting on a cold stone, waiting for the train home
Hoping that the wind blows in the right direction
Hoping someone [?] offering protection
Chin-batty dour face, why did you go there?
Sitting on a cold stone, waiting for the train home
Hoping that the wind blows in the right direction
Hoping someone [?] offering erection